FANTASY TURN:Clear waters lie between you and Helmath!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackOcean ReduxActionsFW: Water blast Urist
(...) A powerful jet of water shoots from your hands and strikes Urist's head, sending him flying across the deck!
Fantasy: Shove the wheel back in the deck, hope it works.
(...) You violently slam the wheel back into the deck! Hey, it worked.
Fantasy:" Keep that fire away from my VodkaGunpowder!"Get the barrel away from urist.
(...) You trip over your twisted ankle and fall on the deck!
Fantasy: Calmly stop screaming and stand there.
"My apologies, gentlemen."
(...) You stand up in an incredibly fancy way, and fancily exclaim, "My apologies, gentlemen." Suddenly, you feel your Pacifier skill level up!
Suddenly, your shabby brown soap maker robes turn a bright magenta!
You are now a noble!Fantasy: Fall on my spring shoes, then bounce and smother Urist's beard.
(...) Using your spiffy spring shoes, you break your fall and tackle Urist! ...Did he have these robes before?
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Shooting water all over the place.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing over Urist.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Fixing the ship.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 |
Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x35 | Barrel of Gunpowder
Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Being Nobleized.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor