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Author Topic: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress  (Read 12068 times)

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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2011, 06:29:41 am »

Double post bump. I know your online. What's the status of the next update?
Hey RAF, I'm just working for a bit of content so a possible update tomorrow. My Internet usage quota was updated from 5GB to 13GB so on the 10th of next month I'll be able to update more frequently if my school workload permits. I'm a man of many projects and this is the only public one.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #91 on: January 26, 2011, 03:35:39 am »

I was going to update but something happened that means I'm going to have to revert to the last save I made. Turns out that mass murder is as spectacular as it should be but most of the named characters are dead.

Aden was the first to die after trying to take on a war robot single handedly (I need one of those) due to it being immune to fire, bullets, axes and pretty much anything short of bridges. (Whoops!)

Konczewski was next, he took a grenade to the back of the head after leading the attack armed with a riot shield in his remaining hand.

Snaggletooth followed, taking a giant metal fist to the face as Aden did.

The riots broke out around now and Scaraban murdered Bogdan's wife. Bogdan then proceeded to kill Scaraban amid the miasma of his wife's corpse before being beaten to death by the guards that had moved in to stop the riots.

Lucy died trying to subdue an axe wielding deserter in the stairwell.

Assumedly Aaron escaped through divine intervention or something.

Real update tomorrow.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #92 on: January 26, 2011, 06:15:02 am »

Note: Aden wants a better weapon, that is bladed and can atleast harm a damn fire proof robot. That can punch his face in. Maybe you should mod in their skulls to be slightly tougher, due to the fact that a child can punch your face in. :P
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« Reply #93 on: January 26, 2011, 08:09:24 am »

Snaggletooth followed, taking a giant metal fist to the face as Aden did..

Great, now i keep Randomly creating poses of a Sniper getting punched in the face by a Heavy's Super-inflator'd fist in Gmod

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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #94 on: January 26, 2011, 11:09:28 am »

i want ahab to go slice the enemies whenever he gets the chance with a group, fuck fists, a sword wielding demo-man maniac will do SOME damage

(or die trying  :P )
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« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2011, 03:06:58 pm »

I am the patron deity of Aaron, and delivered her from harm. Or she's just lucky. Erither-or.

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« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2011, 04:45:21 pm »

Aden's sacrifice saved them all. Well atleast Aaron. Damn lucky bastard.
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« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2011, 05:30:36 pm »

i want ahab to go slice the enemies whenever he gets the chance with a group, fuck fists, a sword wielding demo-man maniac will do SOME damage

(or die trying  :P )
How did I forget to mention Ahab? He died after killing two Blu merchants with his claymore because he wasn't wearing armour.
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« Reply #98 on: January 26, 2011, 05:34:59 pm »

So, everyone died. Aden destroyed the fort. By dying....
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« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2011, 11:02:00 am »

i want ahab to go slice the enemies whenever he gets the chance with a group, fuck fists, a sword wielding demo-man maniac will do SOME damage

(or die trying  :P )
How did I forget to mention Ahab? He died after killing two Blu merchants with his claymore because he wasn't wearing armour.

two merchants si good, but so much more can be done! Put him in some nice armor next time please :V
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« Reply #100 on: January 28, 2011, 05:37:36 am »

Where is our update?
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« Reply #101 on: January 28, 2011, 06:00:24 am »

We demand an update, or I will have to demand updates every few days.
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« Reply #102 on: January 29, 2011, 12:00:54 am »

Sorry, sorry. I got caught up playing Allied Intent: Xtended.

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Konczewski walked into the dark weapons room, the light flooding in from the barracks reflecting off the various blades and guns hanging on the racks. He walked over to the more recent additions to the racks and seemed to be searching for something. After walking up and down the racks a few times, he picked out a bonesaw, made of silver and still slightly bloody from recent events. He placed it on the nearby workbench and remembered the ferocity and skill that Engineer had shown in defense of those merchants, the casualties she had inflicted on his men. He remembered the pain as she cut into his arm on the trade depot.
Yes, he thought, this is the weapon for me.
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Konczewski stood just inside the gates waiting for his men to arrive and form up. The miners had rushed back from their duties shouting something about frog people attacking the weaver. As Konc looked over his well armed, partially armored men, he felt confident in their ability to dispatch of this threat.
He was soon leading them down the mineshaft, bonesaw in hand and determined to secure the fortress' supply of silk from these so-called frog people. As they entered the first cavern layer they stopped, unsure of where in the darkness they had to go, but soon began to hear screeching to the south-east. They found two frog men beating the weaver, his bloodied mouth open in a silent scream.
They charged in and took the frog people by surprise, they tried to run but the first had it's leg cut open before a heavy crushed it's skull with a sledgehammer. The second was engulfed in Spy-checker fire and soon burned to death.
The light from the flames showed other frog people escaping into the water.
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The soldier walked into the hospital carrying the, now toothless, demoman. As medics took him and placed him in the bed he began babbling about how much he loved his coat. His blood covered, vomit stained, leather coat. After finally inspecting his mouth they agree he isn't going to survive the month, his gums had already turned black from some kind of rot.
His will is finalized and it is agreed that he is to be buried in his favorite coat.

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No chance of an update tomorrow.
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« Reply #103 on: January 29, 2011, 01:13:05 pm »

Make Aden a gunner, so he can shoot and breathe fire at the same time.
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« Reply #104 on: February 01, 2011, 03:34:22 am »

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