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Author Topic: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress  (Read 11580 times)

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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2011, 09:07:54 pm »

The fortress falls into a regular cycle and life returns to normal. Lucy has a child, in it's room Konczewski discovers an engraving of a scout being worshiped by boogeymen and thinks it's more than appropriate for his son, Bogdan finally works up the courage to propose to the bookkeeper after working side-by-side for five years, a woodworker demonstrates the importance of oral hygiene by dieing from gum rot and a metalworker is executed with a spade for his lack of tin.
Konczewski is overjoyed when a jeweler makes a large sapphire, with ruby spikes and hanging rigs of sapphire but is slightly less overjoyed when he discovers it it named 'Bestedtubes the Illness of Songs'. This inspires him to build a secret prison only accessible through his quarters and he bans the export of shotgun ammunition. Then the migrants arrive.
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"Have you got what I asked for?" asked Bogdan, looking away from the stonecrafter.
"Yes, it took me all week to do it." said the stonecrafter, sliding a small paper bag across the table.
Bogdan opened it and looked inside, it was a coal ring encrusted with picture jasper and sapphire, it had rope reed and spider silk wrapped around it and there was an image of a rat made of limestone among reeds made of bone. On the inside the word 'Mindrend'.
Bogdan slid another paper bag over to the stoneworker, this one contained money. "Very good, let's hope it works when it counts."
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Konczewski watched from the bunker entrance as the Blu caravan arrived in the fortress. The sentries on the wall all turned to watch them move toward the trade depot. When they reached it their goods were seized.
The sentries opened fire. Red lost one man, Blu lost everyone.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2011, 02:08:00 am by NobodyPro »
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #106 on: February 02, 2011, 06:07:02 am »

Who we lose, and seems no one is really doing anything. I suggest Aden be put in a full suit of armor and put underground to fight off beasties. For shits and giggles.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #107 on: February 02, 2011, 08:11:00 am »

Who we lose, and seems no one is really doing anything. I demand Aden be put in a full suit of armor and put underground to fight off beasties.

I demand that you shut your Attention-whore mouth
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #108 on: February 02, 2011, 09:13:39 am »

You're forgetting that I'm a magical time-traveling story god and now Aden's in danger of dieing.
But when?
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #109 on: February 02, 2011, 09:21:55 am »

I would pay to see Aden get killed
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« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2011, 04:58:30 pm »

I would pay to see Aden get killed
It was just a suggestion. How about we get everyone in full armor and send them underground, except Aden, for he'll murder them all and go on a crazy murder spree ending the fort. :P
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2011, 08:55:12 pm »

C'mon guys, we're all RED here, infighting is only weakening us. What we really should be doing is genociding all of those goddamn BLU SPIES!

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« Reply #112 on: February 03, 2011, 06:28:27 am »

Yeah, we have more BLUs to kill.
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« Reply #113 on: February 04, 2011, 08:23:41 am »

Just started VCE so don't expect posts that often. Keep reading anyway because something awesome just happened that could eventually mean the end of the fort. It's so awesome I'm going to attempt it in comic form while I feed you the events leading up to it.
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The Chief Medical Officer finished his examination and turned to the fishermen. "I assure you that this man isn't one of ours. My guess is that he died upstream, floated down here and got washed into this mess of a well we built in our first years here. We don't even use it anymore."
The fishermen weren't convinced. "If we were using this well we'd all be sick as dogs by now. I say it's spies Doctor, no matter what you say."
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« Reply #114 on: February 04, 2011, 09:03:36 pm »

As another year comes to an end the fortress is made a barony and Konczewski retires from the military to become a baron. He left his position after a long argument with Lucy over the loss of his arm and how it makes him vulnerable.
Shortly after, Lucy gives birth to a baby girl and Bogdan's wife gives birth to a boy.
Suddenly, a disembodied voice shouts "Bloody Hell!" and then thunder fills the sky, some of the more perceptive mercenaries claim they can here something about an init?

The Fun starts here.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #115 on: February 05, 2011, 02:43:08 am »

COMBINES!
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #116 on: February 05, 2011, 03:00:41 pm »

SPIES, BURN THEM ALL.HAHAHAHAHA, I'm getting carried away.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #117 on: February 09, 2011, 07:19:56 pm »

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
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« Reply #118 on: February 10, 2011, 04:50:35 am »

Yeah, I'm really busy right now. Update on saturday at the latest.
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Re: RED Fortress - When TF2 meets Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #119 on: February 12, 2011, 09:04:44 pm »

I am dissapoint.
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