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[Ze Spy]

I am dissapoint.

god damnit red alert fag shut the fuck up, NobodyPro will update then he feels like it

[The Scout]

I am dissapoint.

god damnit red alert fag shut the fuck up, NobodyPro will update then he feels like it

u mad

[NobodyPro]

Ze Spy, do you have someone called Inglorious Glitcher on your Steam friends list?

[NobodyPro]

The mercenary bolted out of the mines shouting: "The Forgotten Beast, Mado Dusmxuab has come! An enormous feathered kangaroo. It has a square shell and a gaunt appearance. It's slate grey feathers are fluffed out. It looks pissed!"
The military filled the courtyard, raised the bridge and manned the walls as Mado smashed through the mine entrance, it's feathers slick with blood and the body of the late metalcrafter still in it's toothy maw. It lumbered towards the gates, only pausing to tear a fast-walker limb-from-limb. The moat froze as it neared the gate, surely a dire sign, and it smashed through into the courtyard. The Uncommon Teeth charged, led by Konczewski, as the Feet of Flying opened fire from the ramparts, led by Snaggletooth.
The beast's gaunt face seemed to twist with surprise at the sheer numbers the courtyard contained. The beast stood it's ground against the overwhelming odds, striking wildly at the oncoming horde and even managed to crush a soldiers head under it's massive feet.
The beast was struck down eventually and the day was won but Aaron, who was watching from the bunker entrance, somehow knew it wasn't over yet.

[Azkanan]

The way you've used the TF2 Achievements in a Forum Game is immensely ingenius. Kudos to you! I might start doing it, myself...

[NobodyPro]

The way you've used the TF2 Achievements in a Forum Game is immensely ingenius. Kudos to you! I might start doing it, myself...

You've inspired me to add more.

[The Scout]

Request: Add a readable version of pyro achievements. Good job, keep up the work.

[NobodyPro]

I'll tell you when you're older, son.

[NobodyPro]

Whoops, double post.

The off-duty scout and the legendary lye maker were walking to the well, deep in conversation.
"... so I told her, 'You 'ain't seen nothin' yet.' and I whipped it out and she was was all, 'It's so long, can I touch it? It looks so hard.' So I let her touch it. It was great!"
The Lye Maker laughed and said "I heard she was talkin' 'bout yer bat."
The scout turned with an offended look on his face, "Shut up! Ya dumbass."
The Lye Maker kept laughing and was about to reply when he saw the child.
She was bent over next to the well, retching and looking incredibly pale. All the Lye Maker could get out was "You okay little-?" before she began vomiting. It would have been better if it were just vomit but she was vomiting up blood, just blood. Lots of it too.
The scout ran up to her as she stopped vomiting and he shook her. No response. He put two fingers to her throat and shook his head in disbelief. "Blood? She just vomited up all her blood! Shit! What the he'll just happened?"
As if in answer, a hair-raising scream echoed down the corridor. Then the shouting began.

The little girl wasn't the only one to die that day.

[Ze Spy]

Forgotten beast infection, i see

[The Scout]

Lock all of the players in a room, dump food and drinks in. Engrave it and put some nice furniture in it. Also, mod in SAXTON HALE, so next time we can have SAXTON HALE attack us.

[NobodyPro]

Lock all of the players in a room, dump food and drinks in. Engrave it and put some nice furniture in it.

I would but I'm somehow about six months ahead of this, dealing with the aftermath.

Also, mod in SAXTON HALE, so next time we can have SAXTON HALE attack us.

The mod has been on hiatus for a while. I've pretty much moved on to Liberal Crime Adventure.

[The Scout]

Ok, since we got hats, I request a Beanie. A steel one, for I don't feel much for losing my head for a beanie, but I'll take the beanie even if it isn't steel, for I want a beanie, even if I lose my head.

[The Scout]

Bump, is it dead?

[NobodyPro]

Bump, is it dead?

Not really, I've been busy and I'm about 1-2 posts from finishing this.