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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #135 on: February 05, 2011, 01:41:21 am »

I've been single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the goblin race. As I'm traveling to start on the elves, night falls. No problem, I think. I'm a severe badass. I've slapped demons around like misbehaving children.
One-shot kill. A bogeyman punches me in the chest, breaking all my ribs and destroying my heart and both lungs through my cotton candy breastplate.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #136 on: February 05, 2011, 02:38:50 am »

I had to fight some enemy. I was overconfident as I took down other enemies without breaking a sweat, so I fight her.
Then she gives me a kick to the head.
One hit kill.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #137 on: February 05, 2011, 04:22:37 am »

Umil Esliktuma knew that traveling alone at night was a bad idea. That fact has been hammered into his brain ever since he was a little boy. But he thought that he could make it there to the camp and back to the in time, that he would be fast enough to avoid the monsters he knew would come out at night, even though he was quite fatigued and drowsy from his previous adventures. As he saw the sun much too quickly going down over the horizon, he knew he was wrong. Now, blinded by the darkness, he began rushing back to the direction he thought the hamlet was in.

Then he heard the cackling.

He looked around his barely visible surroundings, and saw the vile figures coming out from behind the foliage. He was no longer alone. They looked even worse than the stories described them. He stood panicked for a moment, then started running, but to no avail, they just kept reappearing, or maybe there were just so many of them? He did not know. Knowing that this was going nowhere, he hurredly removed the dagger from his backpack and threw it at one of the fiends. Nothing happened. Still running, he tried a couple other items from his backpack, still with little success. He even managed to get a hit on one of them with his whip when it came close, but it did nothing. He continued running, until he came upon a cougar. He was displeased at first at the prospect of having another bloodthirsty enemy chasing him, but then he realized the animal wasn't eying him, it was eying his pursuers. As soon as one came within range, it charged at it with a leap and bloodlust in its eyes. Its bravery caused Umil to stop for a moment. It was taking on all of the horrid beings by itself, when it could have just left them alone and escaped while they chased him down. Inspired, Umil turned around, facing the boogeymen which were now advancing in on the cougar, and started rushing straight toward them. He ran behind the cougar, blocking the way of a would be opportunistic attacker, but was then attacked from the side, by another one of the cursed things. The fight raged, and although his whip was not the best weapon for harming them, a few boogeymen fell to him after having their skulls crushed. At times, he became seperated from his inspiration and could only hear the sounds of its combat with the beings through the darkness.

After a while, though, things looked grim. There was little progress being made against these creatures, and the two brave souls were just getting exhausted and weak from endless fighting. The cougar was the first to collapse. It fell, and was promptly killed by one of the foul beasts. Umil saw his partner's death, and knew he was the next to go, he could not take much more strain. With what energy he had left, he fought his way to the cougar's side, falling twice but miraculously managing to get back up without harm, and, as soon as he made his way there, fell for the last time. As he lied there, waiting for the kick that would crush his skull, he felt content in knowing that he was going to die lying next to one of the bravest warriors he's ever known.


And that is why I will from now on have second thoughts when killing cougars.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #138 on: February 05, 2011, 04:46:24 am »

Tamsmu Spellwinnowed  travelled to Bloodhammers, the human settlement. There he asked the local tanner of any services that could be rendered to his people. The tanner told him of Ordred the Lasher, an infamous bandit. Tamsmu asked the tanner to accompany him. The tanner agreed, but warned that they would need more help to defeat the evil Ordred.

So they traveled to Murderhorn (Actual name of settlement, fuck yeah) and recruited a soldier to their cause, a pikemen. The trio set out for Ordred's fortress and on the way they decided to hunt. The three spread out looking for prey, when suddenly, Tamsmu and the soldier heard the tanner cry out in pain. They rushed to his aid to find him being mauled... By a llama. Tamsmu and the soldier did not laugh at this and attempted to fight the ferocious llama, but it turned the full force of it's rage upon Tamsmu, bashing his skull into his brain. Tamsmu's allies did not last much longer. So ends the tale of the great trio and their defeator, Blindedancient the llama.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #139 on: February 05, 2011, 06:54:36 am »

I got ready throw burning coal into a night creature lair.
There were around 20 in there...
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #140 on: February 05, 2011, 10:50:20 pm »

I got ganged by 15 elf crossbowmen while assaulting a night creature lair.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #141 on: February 05, 2011, 11:48:56 pm »

I got ganged by 15 elf crossbowmen while assaulting a night creature lair.

Same here
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #142 on: February 06, 2011, 10:57:31 am »

Melting. Weird.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #143 on: February 07, 2011, 04:30:50 am »

Encased in ice during a fight, just because I swam for a few turns. Arrrghh!!!  >:(
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #144 on: February 07, 2011, 05:21:03 am »

One round KO from a bronze colossus armed with iron helmets for boxing gloves who must be Rocky from how much damage the bastard has and he's still fighting!

 I imagine this was the last thought of my dwarf:
"It has been 5 years since the fall of doomedfools at the hands of a goblin siege. Through hard work over the past 5 years we have finally driven out the last of the trolls. This location had well over a dozen soldiers, and the weapons I have appropriated indicate a fairly small goblin force except the trolls. I can not imagine why this fortress would have fallen. Now why the envoys have failed every year for the past five years."

"Oh, I found some kinf of flying slug. Maybe that was it."

"I keep hearing some banshee screaming something about the 'Eye of the Tiger' and a 'lone survivor stalks his prey in the night.' I think I will seek this out."
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #145 on: February 07, 2011, 05:30:15 am »

Been dying at the hands of aliens recently... but playing UFO-terror of the mountain possibly constitutes cheating. ;)
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #146 on: February 07, 2011, 06:04:41 am »

Only a little bit.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #147 on: June 30, 2011, 06:01:28 am »

Bogeymen bite, ..  hard.

that is all
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #148 on: June 30, 2011, 07:10:01 am »

I found a strange road: It cut out, and continued 2 or 3 z-levels down.
So, I jumped off.

My arms and legs went through their respective joints, and I crawled away, bleeding to death.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #149 on: June 30, 2011, 10:56:04 am »

Getting mobbed by peasants and villagers.  I hate it when I fight them in close spaces, they always end up overwhelming me. 
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