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[Pvt. Pirate]

2207: You get to rant on people that miss the point of B12 forum games. Because the point here is obviously to numerically count reasons you play DF way too much and when people forget to actually count it, the bookkeeper can get confused. COUNT IT, FFS!

you mean "for FPS's Sake!"

2708: You effortlessly backronym expressions into DF game terms.

i did it!, di did it! i finally became dorfy enough to appear in the ☼1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much☼

[TheBiggerFish]

2709:You think appearing in this list as an example is a badge of honor.  ;P

[KillzEmAllGod]

Figured out how to find good geographical features for embarks just from the embark screen. Really just enjoying two waterfalls.

[Pvt. Pirate]

Figured out how to find good geographical features for embarks just from the embark screen. Really just enjoying two waterfalls.

the "stream" on my embark turned out to be an underground stream inside the caves. a few dwarves died unti l i set up up my cistern.

[TheBiggerFish]

2710:You ignore the point of the thread to gossip about your worldgen.

Seriously guys?

[Detros]

2711: Your DF badge of honor is removed when you post in the bad part of DF forum.
2712: You try to usurp the "DF badge of honor" by adding more points to this thread yourself.
2713: You remove all text from quotes in this thread and leave just links so there is more space for more points.
2714: You feel the need to keep the so-much-meta sign-of-too-much-DF train going, adding several points at once. You are too smugly.

[TheBiggerFish]

2715:Meta-meta too-much-DF.

[BadLeo]

2215: You add 500 items to the count, so much meta-meta game can ruin maths.
2216: No need to feel revenge. I have a part on this.
2217: You think about live action DF as an impossibility, since it is already live action, you live it yourself.

[TheBiggerFish]

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.

[Detros]

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.

I blame Dirst. Good pick, though.

[Dirst]

2218:You're too busy coming up with things in this list to notice that somebody else swapped a 2 for a 7.  Oops.

I blame Dirst. Good pick, though.

I was typing on a phone, but I really don't see how that could have caused the mistake.

* Dirst hangs head in shame *

[Sanctume]

2219: You quit playing Stardew Valley because you can't murder your neighbors, couldn't care less about fertilizer or fishing, want to mine deeper, send army against monsters, and it's is lacking magma to burn who villages.

[Imic]

2220: you throw cheesemakers down pit mines
2221: you accuse old people of being vampires, then let them join the cheesemakers down the pit mine
2222: you could think up of 2222 reasons that you are asdicted to dwarf fortress. Well done.

[NW_Kohaku]

2219: You quit playing Stardew Valley because you can't murder your neighbors, couldn't care less about fertilizer or fishing, want to mine deeper, send army against monsters, and it's is lacking magma to burn who villages.

2223: You notice Stardew Valley has a modding feature, and move your house inside the mines where you can take even greater advantage of the reconfigurable landscape, especially setting up magma forges to save on coal.

2224: Your only 10-heart friend is the dwarf.

2225: You are so impressed by the artisan crafting stations, and cheese in particular, that you mod a "furniture" item so you can engrave images of cheese everywhere.

2226: You pine for the day Dwarf Fortress has a real agriculture system to show these posers what "fertilizer" really means.

[TheBiggerFish]

2227:You have modded in fertilizer.