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[MoonyTheHuman]

2237: the fact you play df too much is enough
2238: never have sex with your wife, attempt to breed via spores (everyone knows that is what dwarves do!)

[TheBiggerFish]

2239:You brew your own alcohol out of mushrooms.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

2241: You redo a number because you're too busy trying to have spore-sex with your wife.

[TheBiggerFish]

2240:You're so eager to add things to this list that you skip a number.

[90908]

2242: You only pick at cotton candy and never eat the whole thing. Whenever someone does eat the whole thing you duck and cover.

[Imic]

2242: You only pick at cotton candy and never eat the whole thing. Whenever someone does eat the whole thing you duck and cover.

Why?

[TheBiggerFish]

2242: You only pick at cotton candy and never eat the whole thing. Whenever someone does eat the whole thing you duck and cover.

Why?

Because we're scared of the clowns.

[Sanctume]

2243: The word "circus" is forbidden in your household that your kids do not even know what "clown" means.

[Pvt. Pirate]

2244: you fear there might be HFS that can actually dig/mine their way upwards in Reallife.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_to_Hell <-- you fear they will find that opening soon and crawl up!

[90908]

2245

You often find yourself idly moving you hands on an imaginary keyboard, almost as if you're you're hitting various shortcuts...

[KillerClowns]

2246: You have strong opinions (either way) on the "clown" euphemism.

[TheBiggerFish]

2247:You are surprised when seeing a not-HFS clown.

[pikachu17]

2248:When you see an actual non-HFS clown you are disappointed, as you had expected a towering fire-breathing demon composed of salt. after you went to all the effort of making adamantium armor for the circus visit, too

[Pvt. Pirate]

when someone at our church mentioned the children's room, i imagined a room full of wooden spear traps
i told him about it and why i imagined it and he laughed

[Dirst]

when someone at our church mentioned the children's room, i imagined a room full of wooden spear traps
i told him about it and why i imagined it and he laughed

Apparently one can play way too much DF without ever having played the game!