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[Dustin]

2194: You live on this forum, and happen to know a few dwarves whom you have named Urist #1, Urist #2, and Urist #3
2195: When you happen to dream in ASCII and that you are an adventuerer in a tavern, Laughing as you read the description on a coffee mug and it says poorly crafted and throwing it across the coffee shop,
2196: when you happen to hit the owner of the coffee shop with the said coffee mug, and his head flies off, and you happen to notice that
2197: your a baron and your friend has an artifact mug studded with admantine and you choke him because you want it. and you
2198: notice that there is no rum in there so you go and throw a tantrum

[TheBiggerFish]

2197:You see everything in ASCII.  In real life.

[Dirst]

2192

It's quite a mess. I guess some merchants have managed to get with their wagons on some bridges just as those were closing...

I was wondering why there were so many staircases strewn about.

[Dustin]

2192

It's quite a mess. I guess some merchants have managed to get with their wagons on some bridges just as those were closing...

I was wondering why there were so many staircases strewn about.

2198: when you just stop wondering why and realize that this can happen when you try and build a raising bridge but you really built a retracting bridge and when...
2199: when that retracting bridge doesn't atom smash your garbage refuse and when...
2200: when you look over at your neighbor's bridge over their creek you decide to try and link it to a lever with emerald mechanisms and realize that you dont have emeralds because your wife is cutting them at home

[Shonai_Dweller]

2197:You see everything in ASCII.  In real life.

Now there's a good use for virtual reality, get rid of this silly graphics pack blocking us from seeing real life in ascii as nature intended.

[Dustin]

2197:You see everything in ASCII.  In real life.

Now there's a good use for virtual reality, get rid of this silly graphics pack blocking us from seeing real life in ascii as nature intended.

2201: no, you just decide that life is not real, and decide to use the ghost that has been haunting you to make the virtual reality, and realize that you should get drunk more often

[Imic]

2202: You gave up your old religion and started worshipping Armok, god of blood, and the dwarven pantheon of your faveroute world.

[Sanctume]

2203: You dreamed driving around dodging dog crap and think those should not be there.  As you swerve into a ditch, you think there's the ramp up to get out of this pit.  Then you yell at the people trying to haul your Prius out with a hemp rope.  As the buzzer alarm woke you up for work, you think of rolling a world gen modded full of halflings instead.

[BadLeo]

2204: When asked to describe yourself, you say/write "a short sturdy creature fond of drink and industry".

[Salmeuk]

2203: You dreamed driving around dodging dog crap and think those should not be there.  As you swerve into a ditch, you think there's the ramp up to get out of this pit.  Then you yell at the people trying to haul your Prius out with a hemp rope.  As the buzzer alarm woke you up for work, you think of rolling a world gen modded full of halflings instead.

"New Suggestion: Ability to lift items up z-levels with ropes"

...

"New Suggestion: Prius"

[I haz no No Names]

New suggestion:
You become depressed due to apple's new SIC function for not making you able to play DF. TO fix this you build a brand new non-OSX machine.

[Pvt. Pirate]

When you dream about it.  This morning, my dreams featured Cersei from Game of Thrones complaining about the lack of castle windows and I suggested that she just use all the gems we've mined for gem windows.  In the dream, I actually started to navigate through the DF menus to queue the task up.

the last 3 nights DF was all over my dreams.
mostly about not being prepared for a siege, FB nightcreature or even just a predator-animal. or about my dorfs being dorfy when mining and getting every order wrong.

[BadLeo]

2207: You get to rant on people that miss the point of B12 forum games. Because the point here is obviously to numerically count reasons you play DF way too much and when people forget to actually count it, the bookkeeper can get confused. COUNT IT, FFS!

[Pvt. Pirate]

2207: You get to rant on people that miss the point of B12 forum games. Because the point here is obviously to numerically count reasons you play DF way too much and when people forget to actually count it, the bookkeeper can get confused. COUNT IT, FFS!

you mean "for FPS's Sake!"

[Dirst]

2207: You get to rant on people that miss the point of B12 forum games. Because the point here is obviously to numerically count reasons you play DF way too much and when people forget to actually count it, the bookkeeper can get confused. COUNT IT, FFS!

you mean "for FPS's Sake!"

2708: You effortlessly backronym expressions into DF game terms.