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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 269475 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1230 on: May 21, 2012, 08:33:54 pm »

1869: You have trouble looking at text of varying color on a black background without seeing various adventures.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1231 on: May 21, 2012, 09:10:21 pm »

^^This.^^
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1232 on: May 23, 2012, 04:02:29 am »

1870 It's always 5:00am and your still thinking of how to arrange your stockpiles.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1233 on: May 23, 2012, 03:04:10 pm »

1871: You see a pileon and comtemplate the humourous nature of tiles allowing infinite creatures in one tile so long as no more than one is stood up. This genuinely happened and I almost commented on it.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1234 on: May 23, 2012, 05:00:28 pm »

1871: You see a pileon and comtemplate the humourous nature of tiles allowing infinite creatures in one tile so long as no more than one is stood up. This genuinely happened and I almost commented on it.

1872: Cats and elephants look exactly the same size to you.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1235 on: May 23, 2012, 05:40:15 pm »

1873: I draw epic battles in my math notebook, but at a glance looks like I'm doing my work.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1236 on: May 23, 2012, 09:31:04 pm »

1874-You need to see the color of an animal to tell the difference between an Emu and an Elephant.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1237 on: May 24, 2012, 09:06:38 am »

1875- You have more than one entry on this thread.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1238 on: May 30, 2012, 09:25:26 pm »

1876- You wonder why there is a lack of bridges at particle accelerators.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1239 on: May 30, 2012, 09:43:51 pm »

1877- You have filed multiple complaint letters to your mayor about the lack of your town's magma defenses.

1878- You have been placed in an asylum because you told the mayor you want magma defenses.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1240 on: May 31, 2012, 01:24:30 am »

1879: You carry no less than three versions of Dwarf Fortress around with you at any time.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1241 on: May 31, 2012, 02:26:21 am »

1879: You have had a fine butterfly brain roast recently.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1242 on: May 31, 2012, 03:40:27 am »

#1880, you think that "prepared snail eyes" must be some kind of gooey carpaccio
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cant stop playing DF?
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1243 on: May 31, 2012, 03:51:59 pm »

(yay palindrome!)
1881: When your late and there's no seats on the bus you think "you complained about the lack of chairs recently."
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1244 on: May 31, 2012, 08:29:54 pm »

1882; When your stressed you have a tantrum in public and throw cats into peoples skulls.
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