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[misko27]

1892: When you see someone with a unusually long list of former associations and a lon glist of relatives, you lock them in a room and make them be your bookkeeper.
1893: When the tax coklecter shows up, you ask if Toady fixed economy and remind him the town has no baron yet.

[StephanReiken]

1894: When you ask the Doc to use Adamantine thread to sew your wound up.

[Graknorke]

1895: You cannot believe in plate tectonics because the surface is obviously anchored above infinite magma by pillars of incredibly hard asbestos-metal.

[StephanReiken]

1896: When you avoid rivers and other flowing water for fear of reducing your FPS too far.

[Corai]

1897 When you run up to a bully, kill him. And say "Let me regale you with tales of adventure!" and expect not to be arrested.

1898 You then scream "A ambush! Curse them!" at the police and attempt to kill them.

1899 You then escape, run into a building, and scream "A vile force of darkness has arrived!" at the arriving SWAT team.

[Shawarma]

1900: It may already be here somewhere, but I constantly find myself holding shift and trying to move the cursor in large jumps when manipulating any sort of text or selection process on a keyboard. So much so that I programmed the 2,4,6,8 button on my Razer Naga to skip around a page, almost like a tab without shifting the text.

[weenog]

1901:  You observe a large flattish hill, with thick tree cover, abundant grass, and a little stream running below it.  You notice a short cliff on one side with exposed rock below a moderately thick soil layer, and order "Dig here."  It takes you an uncomfortably long time to remember you're waiting for a bus, not surveying a new embark.

[MaximumZero]

1901:  You observe a large flattish hill, with thick tree cover, abundant grass, and a little stream running below it.  You notice a short cliff on one side with exposed rock below a moderately thick soil layer, and order "Dig here."  It takes you an uncomfortably long time to remember you're waiting for a bus, not surveying a new embark.

...I thought that only happened to me.

[weenog]

Happened to me on Friday.  That was awkward, but less than it would have been if the woman who waited at the same stop had arrived a minute earlier.

[Spitfire]

1902: When someone is walking over a floor covered with seeds, you could swear he is floating.

[toomanysecrets]

1903 When you are doing something repetetive in RL and you think "Maybe I should just make a macro for this"

[brainfreez]

1904 : when you are waiting for your turn .

[Graknorke]

1905: When your explanations all involve naked dwarves or dwarven physics.

1906: You laugh at questions in mathematics exams.

[Megaman3321]

1907: Calculus equations makes for a good megaproject.
1908: Using a Hot Wheels megaset to bring you beer.

[Hanslanda]

1909: You die of urea poisoning because you refuse to acknowledge bodily functions exist.