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[grimman007]

1883: You're afraid of foggy days, and not because of low visibility.

[ethan]

1884: You type the name of a seemingly harmless audio file extension (.ogg) and are so frightened by the goblins and orc you quickly rename the file.

I just did that.  (Also i'm sure its somewhat of a duplicate...)

[Aramco]

1882; When your stressed you have a tantrum in public and throw cats into peoples skulls.

1885: The cats you through into peoples' skulls tears their brain, killing them instantly.

[Graknorke]

1886: You can throw a lion corpse at a bird and have it stick in the wound.

[CyberUrist]

1886: You can throw a lion corpse at a bird and have it stick in the wound.

1887: You go to the beach, bite a sperm whale in the brain, latching on and instantly killing it. You then proceed to swing it at kittens.
The Kitten has been sent flying by the force of the blow!
The Kitten's head skids along the ground, tearing the brain!
The Kitten has been struck down.

[Hyperturtle]

1888:  You apply !!SCIENCE!! to deploy the dead cat ammunition at unsuspecting elves:  http://www.gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com/technology/gadgetbox/dead-cat-copter-art-or-macabre-pet-send-812966

[MaximumZero]

1884: You type the name of a seemingly harmless audio file extension (.ogg) and are so frightened by the goblins and orc you quickly rename the file.

I just did that.  (Also i'm sure its somewhat of a duplicate...)

1884.1: You remember that there are no orcs in DF, and feel a little better for a moment, but then you remember the Olm Men...

[TomiTapio]

1882; When your stressed you have a tantrum in public and throw cats into peoples skulls.

1885: The cats you through into peoples' skulls tears their brain, killing them instantly.

Fixed when using the three-part-brain mod! Which is incorporated into Old Genesis. (see my sig)

[Graknorke]

Honestly, having your skull shatter and go into your brain is probably going to kill you regardless of what it hits (Likely everything), and even if it doesn't kill you, you definitely won't be the same afterwards.

[LordBaal]

1886:  You go around fixing other people signs on this thread...

1887:  You actually counter argue said fixes...

[Sus]

1888:
20:00: "'kay, I'll just take a quick peek at my fort before bed... oh crap, a siege!"

03:00: "...think I got the tantrum spiral under control now ... FFFFUUUUUU, I got to be at work in 3h! D: So much for sleeping tonight..."

[Zale]

1889: When you see a thread titled "Cat Chopper" and assume it's about someone butchering their excess felines.

[NaveReyem]

1890:
When Toady updates his Dev Log it's the highlight of your day. 

[LordBaal]

1890.1:
When Toady updates his Dev Log it's the highlight of week and probably moth.

[CyberUrist]

1890.1:
When Toady updates his Dev Log it's the highlight of week and probably moth.

1890.1.1 when toady updates his Dev Log and it's the highlight of the day for a moth.

1891: When you see spanish sentences beginning with ¡¡ and ending with !! you think either the speaker or the sentence is on fire.