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Qinetix

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #735 on: March 03, 2011, 11:21:05 am »
921: You tried to bio engineer a Fluffy Wambler (to get it)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #736 on: March 03, 2011, 02:03:29 pm »
922: You held a party which noone showed up for and still got happy because the cake was good.
923:When somebody talks about the bad part of town, you wonder if there are skeletal creatures there.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #737 on: March 03, 2011, 02:13:34 pm »
924 People stopped moving into your neighborhood after you turned it into a deathtrap. (uhm... guilty? Or not)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #738 on: March 03, 2011, 02:37:21 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on March 01, 2011, 05:46:03 pm
Quote from: TolyK on March 01, 2011, 07:25:27 am
917. You have a lever by your door that says "Pull the Lever to Enter" (guilty. it just says "play DF" and rings my doorbell XD)
And you didn't mention this until now BECAUSE...?
I recently made it :P
anyways pics are coming, yes it's not really a lever in the sense you think... but oh well.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #739 on: March 03, 2011, 03:31:04 pm »
Quote from: TolyK on March 03, 2011, 02:37:21 pm
Quote from: Gatleos on March 01, 2011, 05:46:03 pm
Quote from: TolyK on March 01, 2011, 07:25:27 am
917. You have a lever by your door that says "Pull the Lever to Enter" (guilty. it just says "play DF" and rings my doorbell XD)
And you didn't mention this until now BECAUSE...?
I recently made it :P
anyways pics are coming, yes it's not really a lever in the sense you think... but oh well.
So pics soon?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #740 on: March 03, 2011, 03:32:43 pm »
Quote from: TolyK on March 01, 2011, 04:09:37 pm
my phone is the only camera i have  :P
ill try to get it working and on my computer
i can borrow a camera, don't expect them anytime soon though... at most within a week (you can PM me reminders though ;))
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #741 on: March 04, 2011, 01:51:55 am »
925: You actually need alcohol for the working day.
926: You play DF WHILE teaching a class how to play DF (I wish.)
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Clearly now all we need added are dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. Thus we can release them along with the dogs & bees themselves when unwelcome guests come to your fortress.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #742 on: March 04, 2011, 03:21:47 am »
Quote from: Abyss, Holder of Light on March 04, 2011, 01:51:55 am
926: You play DF WHILE teaching a class how to play DF (I wish.)
Best Second best teacher EVER.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #743 on: March 04, 2011, 09:59:38 am »
927. You go to get something. You attempt to take a different route back to where you were, but you get a headache, think "why am I going this way," and change direction. (Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this)

928. At which point the headache goes away.
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Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #744 on: March 05, 2011, 03:31:16 am »
If anybody would collect all the sgins in one txt file or something, they would go crazy because everyone's merrily skipping or repeating numbers without even checking the posts on the same freaking page.

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I'll get to it someday.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #745 on: March 05, 2011, 08:39:50 am »
Quote from: MiniMacker on December 04, 2010, 09:25:32 pm
19. You need alcohol to get through the working day.
This will set us back a bit...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #746 on: March 05, 2011, 08:57:39 am »
929: Your garden animal traps are full with bettles
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #747 on: March 05, 2011, 11:28:48 am »
930: you get your eyes checked and when you see the chart, you scream in terror
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #748 on: March 05, 2011, 12:37:21 pm »
Walk into a pet store with gf
she sees cats, dogs, bunnies, hamsters
you see armors, backpacks, clothes, ammo, food, and vermin control
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #749 on: March 05, 2011, 12:45:58 pm »
932: You think 'z level' is an accurate way to define height.
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