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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270371 times)

iceball3

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #750 on: March 05, 2011, 01:13:50 pm »

932: You think 'z level' is an accurate way to define height.
933: You repeat sgins just to get this damn chart finished.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #751 on: March 05, 2011, 01:20:15 pm »

934: You wonder where your 3 logs are after you have deconstructed your car
935: You set up a row of cages around a nestboy in the hope to catch an alligator.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #752 on: March 05, 2011, 02:48:29 pm »

936. You buy an extra computer just to keep playing DF at work.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #753 on: March 05, 2011, 02:57:51 pm »

937: All your workplace mates play DF because of you
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #754 on: March 05, 2011, 03:11:04 pm »

Spoiler: Fake sgins (click to show/hide)
I love writing useless sgins.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #755 on: March 05, 2011, 03:14:10 pm »

Spoiler: Fake sgins (click to show/hide)
I love writing useless sgins.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #756 on: March 05, 2011, 03:21:09 pm »

932: You think 'z level' is an accurate way to define height.
Guilty. Most of my friends know what I mean though  :P
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #757 on: March 06, 2011, 02:30:52 pm »

932: You think 'z level' is an accurate way to define height.
Guilty. Most of my friends know what I mean though  :P
938. Most of you're friends know what you mean :)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #758 on: March 06, 2011, 05:47:11 pm »

You see everything in ASCII.

You are strangely attracted to small, bearded, homicidal alcoholics.

You believe that you can stay alive in magma long enough to learn to swim.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #759 on: March 07, 2011, 02:06:42 am »

943. You keep pressing F5 on the downloads page. (Was guilty)
944. You don't get tired of this at all, and it doesn't bother you. (Was guilty)
945. You wrote a macro in Firefox that constantly reloads that page. (Guilty)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #760 on: March 07, 2011, 10:41:07 am »

946. You're currently trying to find a decompiler to wheedle the source code out of the DF .exe.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #761 on: March 07, 2011, 11:39:43 am »

947. You want to throw a rabbit into statue's at parks.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #762 on: March 07, 2011, 12:28:18 pm »

948. You want to throw statues at rabbits (and cavies)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #763 on: March 07, 2011, 01:24:40 pm »

949: You wonder why the military uses guns. Throwing the bullets would deal the same damage, plus they would be reusable!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #764 on: March 07, 2011, 02:15:37 pm »

950: Your first thought when you get cut back hours at work is "Time to download the newest version and play".

951: You are now firmly convinced that Toady does not sleep, he codes.
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