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[Max White]

261. After finding that the post order is messed up, you press 'n' to up the persision of the forum record keeper.

[xtank5]

262.  You are upset by the smallest things, fearing they could bring disaster to your fortress or upset the RNG.
263.  You don't think anything tastes like chicken because chickens haven't been implemented yet.
264.  You actually don't know what anything tastes like because dwarves don't have taste buds.
265.  You still manage to rate food on it's quality despite the fact you don't believe in taste.
Edit:
266.  You cannot wait for moving Fortress parts so you can make a giant CNC Magma Obsidian dispenser extruder for your goblin friends.

[TomiTapio]

265.  You still manage to rate food on it's quality despite the fact you don't believe in taste.

267. You rate meals based on their colours and how well minced their components are.
268. You hate all the tallow and fat that comes from wildlife.
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269. You are surprised how some foods rot in one week, despite them being on a neatly arranged stockpile shelf.

[ChocolateBeard]

270. If your food contains more than two ingredients you explode with happiness
271. You wear the same thong (male or female, doesn't matter) for years without thinking there's anything wrong with it

[Aner-Dyfan]

272: You freak out over a puddle of water
273: You use high pressure water to clean the floors (and only the floors) of rooms
274: You fill a swimming pool up with hand buckets
275: You build seige engines
276: You start planning new fortresses before the one you are playing has crumbled
277: You fully expect every fort you make to crumble to its doom
278: You store all water underground to prevent freezing
279: You crawl past people in your way

[Mel_Vixen]

273 - you can quote toady better then a priest from the bible
274 - you worship Footkerchief as saint for for knowing each and every peace toady has ever posted.
275 - you have a statue garden
276 - you live only on strawberries and plumphelmets because animals would murder your fps.
277 - said strawberries grow in 5 meter deep pit that is roofed with green-glass blocks.

[MC Dirty]

280 - you can quote toady better then a priest from the bible
281 - you worship Footkerchief as saint for for knowing each and every peace toady has ever posted.
282 - you have a statue garden
283 - you live only on strawberries and plumphelmets because animals would murder your fps.
284 - said strawberries grow in 5 meter deep pit that is roofed with green-glass blocks.

Fix'd.

285 - You are in awe over people who get more than 5 berries from a bush.

[TomiTapio]

285 - You are in awe over people who get more than 5 berries from a bush.

286 - You think of items in "armfuls" instead of single items.
287 - You think you can carry home the armful of logs that a 15 m (49 ft) tall tree became.
288 - You admire all the barrels you happen to see.

[thijser]

289 You only have water for when you run out of booze.
290 You get said water from a pont which is only purified with a single block of stone a lead chain and a lead bucket. 

[Megaman]

291 You think Dwarfism is a significant advantage

[Max White]

292. When somebody recommends you play a game called rouge, while playing if you think it is a dwarf fortress-like.

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293 You don't get why anyone would want to play as anything other than a Dwarf. Ever. In any game.
294 You think people who play as elves on fantasy role playing games are insane and sick individuals.

[Max White]

295. You think a 7z level house is unimpressive.

[Mel_Vixen]

296 - you think that you life in a Goblin-community because you have a "President" and only goblins have procedural Nobles.

[MC Dirty]

292. When somebody recommends you play a game called rouge, while playing if you think it is a dwarf fortress-like.

There's no game called "Rouge". Rouge is a cosmetic powder. Rogue, on the other hand, is the game that defined the "Roguelike" genre.