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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 259840 times)

Urk

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #165 on: December 11, 2010, 03:06:17 am »
233 - You cannot understand why scientists who study underground caves do it without military escort

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101007-lost-crystal-caves-mexico-science-mine-superman-ice-palace/
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #166 on: December 11, 2010, 03:24:23 am »
Quote from: Urk on December 11, 2010, 03:06:17 am
233 - You cannot understand why scientists who study underground caves do it without military escort

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101007-lost-crystal-caves-mexico-science-mine-superman-ice-palace/

I want to go there and see it for myself, no matter what. I'll be dammed if any giant cave spider gets in my way. Call it a mood, but I MUST DO IT.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #167 on: December 11, 2010, 08:45:18 am »
Quote from: Max White on December 11, 2010, 03:24:23 am
Quote from: Urk on December 11, 2010, 03:06:17 am
233 - You cannot understand why scientists who study underground caves do it without military escort

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101007-lost-crystal-caves-mexico-science-mine-superman-ice-palace/

I want to go there and see it for myself, no matter what. I'll be dammed if any giant cave spider gets in my way. Call it a mood, but I MUST DO IT.
I share your feelings, seeing that place and exploring it would be totally superdwarfenly cool  8)

234 - You understand that elephants attacking underground fortress makes perfect sense, they want to get some rock salt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzqtkCqy7eQ

235 - You cannot understand energy crisis, there is magma everywhere below our foots, where are our magma powered energy plants?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #168 on: December 11, 2010, 07:57:53 pm »
Quote from: Heph on December 10, 2010, 08:52:48 pm
232 - if someone doesnt listen to your logic you go into a fell mood
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Er...yeah...sorry about that bro...at least you got a really nice hat out of it!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #169 on: December 11, 2010, 08:55:05 pm »
236 - You are thinking of building a new computer so you can play DF
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #170 on: December 11, 2010, 09:14:08 pm »
237 - You have dug your backyard up seeking to reach the "Fun House"
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #171 on: December 11, 2010, 11:04:39 pm »
238. you kill unicorns for profit
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #172 on: December 12, 2010, 01:12:34 am »
239. When your unicorns were too easy, you tried your hand at mermaids.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #173 on: December 12, 2010, 08:12:20 am »
240: You wonder why the world's governments haven't implemented quantum dump sites for waste and storage yet.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #174 on: December 12, 2010, 08:14:14 am »
241 - Your tied of you slow computer so you make a new computer out of different coloured panels the works by pulling leverls, DWARF COMPUTER!
242 - Tantrum when you remember that Dwarfven Computers only do simple calculations.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #175 on: December 12, 2010, 02:35:32 pm »
I think I am have started a (soon to be) lengendary thread that mences with spikes of awsome.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #176 on: December 12, 2010, 05:43:54 pm »
243 Police is besieging your house fortress.
244 You wall yourself off. The'll leave if they cannot pathfing inside.
245 Meanwhile you design a drowning trap to deal with the problem.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #177 on: December 12, 2010, 05:47:38 pm »
246. There are no trees in the area surrounding your house, you used them all to make charcoal.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #178 on: December 12, 2010, 05:48:51 pm »
Quote from: Maklak on December 12, 2010, 05:43:54 pm
245 Meanwhile you design a drowning trap to deal with the problem.
247. It works.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #179 on: December 12, 2010, 05:50:43 pm »
247: You turn up for a fishing trip swathed in armour and bedecked with weaponry.
248: Your idea of a bath is a two second dip in knee deep water.
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