Sign 214.- After stubbing your toe, you somehow "pass out due to the pain."
Sign 215.- You ask random strangers for any 'services' that they might need. They usually misunderstand you.
214:You name things by combining two random words.
215:You think your brother should break up with his girlfriend becouse she called Dwarf Fortress Gnome Castle.
(These are actually 216 and 217)
218: You've learned college-level geology without ever attending a class or opening a textbook.
219: You can identify stones by the colors. Brimstone is yellow, microcline is cyan! Of course, you find it difficult to tell basalt, mica, and slate apart unless you're looking at a rock wall.
(Error got fixed)220 - You punched an activist in the face when you went around cutting trees.
221 - You slaughtered a whole activist march and put the heads on pikes out side your house.
222 - You also added the cops heads to the pikes when they came round to have a chat because you thought they were skulking filth.
(All well so far)214:You name things by combining two random words.
215:You think your brother should break up with his girlfriend becouse she called Dwarf Fortress Gnome Castle.
He certainly should.
(quote of sgin 216 and 217, apparently throwing off our next user...)
216. You have played the mod 'gnome castle', it wasn't that fun.
(This is actually No. 223)
224- You become irate when your geology teacher mentions "aquifer".
(Error fixed)
223- whenever numbers are messed up you blame some omni-potent bookkeeper
225- you attempt to engrave stone using only your hands
226- you succeed in engraving stone using only your hands
227- your artworks frequently depict a local politician surrounded by rats
(Error reiterated. 223 is actually 225, 225 is actually 226, 226 is actually 227...)
228: Your wife and children are all slaughtered by carp as they attempt to retrieve a bloody +*Silk Sock*+ from the banks of a local river.
229: You have just lost your wife and children, so the best recourse to cheer yourself up is to go cry on the shoulder of the mayor.
229: Shortly after which, you calm down and cease to care because your dining room has a leaky ceiling and your first thought is: HOORAY! A WATERFALL!
(Error continued. 228 is actually 229, the first 229 is actually 230 and the second one is actually 231)
230. You will gladly drink salty water, if it came out of a well.
(230 is actually 232. From this point on, everyone continued counting with the wrong numbers)
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