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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270361 times)

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #150 on: December 09, 2010, 08:11:19 am »


198 - Your computer can access the Bay12forums even without Internet connection during a citywide blackout.

It does seem that for some reason I was able to access Bay12 a lot easier, back when I was on it all the time. Even when we were having nasty weather and and iffy internet connection.

Might be some sense to that, often browsers will save copies of frequently visited webpages to make them easier to load.  You may have noticed the devlog page still showing the last post from a few days ago while everybody is talking about the newest update for example.  Some browsers save a copy of that page and load that by default instead of updating it.  Which can be helpful when you have a bad or slow connection.

P.S. At least in firefox, refreshing the page always pulls the most current one from the website.  I imagine it's the same in the others.

So yes I could say that your computer can get a DF addiction.  Accessing the forums might be tricky, but the website?  Yea that can easily happen.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #151 on: December 09, 2010, 10:13:31 am »

Sign 214.- After stubbing your toe, you somehow "pass out due to the pain."
Sign 215.- You ask random strangers for any 'services' that they might need. They usually misunderstand you.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #152 on: December 09, 2010, 10:17:02 am »

214:You name things by combining two random words.
215:You think your brother should break up with his girlfriend becouse she called Dwarf Fortress Gnome Castle.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 12:15:47 pm by NotPete »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #153 on: December 09, 2010, 10:32:38 am »

218: You've learned college-level geology without ever attending a class or opening a textbook.
219: You can identify stones by the colors. Brimstone is yellow, microcline is cyan! Of course, you find it difficult to tell basalt, mica, and slate apart unless you're looking at a rock wall.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #154 on: December 09, 2010, 01:35:19 pm »


198 - Your computer can access the Bay12forums even without Internet connection during a citywide blackout.

It does seem that for some reason I was able to access Bay12 a lot easier, back when I was on it all the time. Even when we were having nasty weather and and iffy internet connection.

Might be some sense to that, often browsers will save copies of frequently visited webpages to make them easier to load.  You may have noticed the devlog page still showing the last post from a few days ago while everybody is talking about the newest update for example.  Some browsers save a copy of that page and load that by default instead of updating it.  Which can be helpful when you have a bad or slow connection.

P.S. At least in firefox, refreshing the page always pulls the most current one from the website.  I imagine it's the same in the others.

So yes I could say that your computer can get a DF addiction.  Accessing the forums might be tricky, but the website?  Yea that can easily happen.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #155 on: December 09, 2010, 02:46:16 pm »

220 - You punched an activist in the face when you went around cutting trees.
221 - You slaughtered a whole activist march and put the heads on pikes out side your house.
222 - You also added the cops heads to the pikes when they came round to have a chat because you thought they were skulking filth.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #156 on: December 09, 2010, 03:44:15 pm »

214:You name things by combining two random words.
215:You think your brother should break up with his girlfriend becouse she called Dwarf Fortress Gnome Castle.

He certainly should.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #157 on: December 09, 2010, 04:54:47 pm »

216. You have played the mod 'gnome castle', it wasn't that fun.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #158 on: December 09, 2010, 05:22:00 pm »

224- You become irate when your geology teacher mentions "aquifer".
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #159 on: December 09, 2010, 07:11:31 pm »

223- whenever numbers are messed up you blame some omni-potent bookkeeper
225- you attempt to engrave stone using only your hands
226- you succeed in engraving stone using only your hands
227- your artworks frequently depict a local politician surrounded by rats
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #160 on: December 09, 2010, 09:23:46 pm »

228: Your wife and children are all slaughtered by carp as they attempt to retrieve a bloody +*Silk Sock*+ from the banks of a local river.

229: You have just lost your wife and children, so the best recourse to cheer yourself up is to go cry on the shoulder of the mayor.

229: Shortly after which, you calm down and cease to care because your dining room has a leaky ceiling and your first thought is: HOORAY! A WATERFALL!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #161 on: December 09, 2010, 09:54:06 pm »

230. You will gladly drink salty water, if it came out of a well.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #162 on: December 09, 2010, 10:11:41 pm »

231. Your cousin lived in Boatmurdered


So far, I play Dwarf Fortress (way) to much.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #163 on: December 10, 2010, 05:34:45 pm »

214:You name things by combining two random words.
215:You think your brother should break up with his girlfriend becouse she called Dwarf Fortress Gnome Castle.

He certainly should.
Indeed, but for some reason he won't listen to logic.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #164 on: December 10, 2010, 08:52:48 pm »

232 - if someone doesnt listen to your logic you go into a fell mood
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