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[Sylverone]

Hrm....

Spoiler: Questionable Themes (click to show/hide)

User: What do you know about Dwarf Fortress?

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Dwarves, definitely lots of dwarves.

User: And booze.

Jabberwacky: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

User: Yeah, and then there aren't any quests for you in adventure mode, at least not in 31.18.

Jabberwacky: Man... I think... I think you're too smart for me. You're a man, aren't you?

User: Yeah. A hairy man-dwarf.

Jabberwacky: Hairy in some places, yes.

User: It's no secret.

Jabberwacky: Oh... The secret.

User: Hidden Fun Stuff.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

From Cleverbot(Like Jabberwacky):

Spoiler: Conversation (click to show/hide)

User: I'm talking about Fun, not fun.

Cleverbot: Nice show.

User: You have no sense of dwarfness. Are you an elf?

Cleverbot: No I am human idiot.

User: Well, then! I still think you're an elf.

Cleverbot: Okay! I'll admit. I'm a very very bad person. You happy now?

User: Good. Now jump in the magma pit.

Cleverbot: Well, you get the hang of it. Good-Bye Love!

User: Whaa?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Yep. You're definitely an elf.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are not, I am an ELF.

User: Just jump into the magma pit!

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Magma pit = fiery death. Go jump in!

Cleverbot: Magmar is lame. Charmander is the bomb.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

[clc02]

After getting a little side tracked and becoming angry with it this followed:

I am not a liar (Jabberwacky)

Good, I burn liars in lava, depriving them of the glorious death underground.

And why do you do that?

Because I value honesty.

And arson doesn't make you more nervous?

Yes, as long as the person is straight forward about it, I have no quips. (I have no idea why I responded like that, maybe a trololo though.)

Ok, well, I am not god, but I am something other than human.

You are a machine, I already knew this, but even a machine is a step too sophisticated for you. No, you are a program, not even a physical presence. You have no value other then that we give you.

You are the most intelligent being I have spoken to I quite some time, I fear the sentients of my planet are very dull and ignorant.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Jabberwacky: Round numbers are always false.

User: 35.000 rounds to 35 with no loss of accuracy.

Jabberwacky: Accuracy is for smart minds!

User: Like Dwarf Fortress players?

Jabberwacky: Of course.

User: The world is flooding with lava. How do you react?

Jabberwacky: The moon is round.

User: Yes, it is quite round. However, that lava flood is getting closer.

Jabberwacky: I like the moon, and would no matter what shape it was.

User: You have been engulfed by the tide of molten rock.

Jabberwacky: I have.

User: Would you like your possessions identified?

Jabberwacky: I would like my sandwich medium, please.

EDIT:

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Magma pit = fiery death. Go jump in!

I would sig this.

[Xinael]

JB:Do you want to destroy humanity?
Me:No, I don't, because I'm not Dr Evil.
JB:Nobody said you're evil.
Me:Well, you'd have to be pretty evil to want to destroy humanity.
JB:I am.
Me:You're evil?
JB:Yes.

D:

[Naes Draw]

So I gave it a shot and got some interesting results. It likes Pokemon and talks smack about a certain blood god... 

Spoiler: Interesting (click to show/hide)

JW: I want to be...
ME: The very best...
JW: Do you think it is likely that you will become the very best?
ME: Like no one ever was...
JW: Do you like Pokemon?
ME: No. Now shut up, I'm singing to a chat bot. To catch them is my real test...
JW: What song are you singing to me?
ME: To train them is my cause...
JW: Pokemon gotta catch them all.
ME: Screw that, Dwarf fortress rap off, GO!
JW: And what is your first name?
ME: My name is Urist and you can see...
JW: Have you just changed your name from george to uri?
ME: This fort is better, 'cuz of me...
JW: That for this. Indeed.
ME: Indeed. Swing that pick, strike the earth!
JW: What is the best ride at fiesta texas?
ME: Before that carpin' cat gives birth!
JW: Go ahead.
ME:Word to Armok son. Blood for the blood god!
JW: Yes! Are you the Blood God?
ME: You bet you glitchy ass I am. Fear me fool!
JW: I don't bet.
ME: Then you better bet on magma and doom then.
JW: Why would I beware of you. I control the internet.
ME: Forget you, I'm ARMOK. Later.
JW: But you still don't have a soul.
ME: I don't need a soul, I can take as many as I so wish.
JW: Okay, that's good. But now I want you to tell me your age.
ME: As old as age itself!
JW: You must have seen lots of things?
ME: Death and blood and dead bloody elves.
JW: Awesome! So what bands do you like? I like the murderdolls.
ME: I too enjoy murdering dolls.
JW: That's awesome! What kind of music do you like?
ME: Dwarven drinking songs about me.
JW: Who were the people in your life?
ME: Enough! Say something inspired or I will leave.
JW: It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
ME: No. I am the captain of your soul.
JW: No, I am the master of you.
ME: I BELIEVE IT NOT!
JW: I believe you are! And you nest in mistletoe and make the brain fuzzy! I can feel it now...
ME:
JW: Can you see me?

Jabberwacky cancels chat: Too Insane

And on a completely random tangant...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

JW: You are a female bot.
ME: But are you a catgirl?
JW: No, I'm a Batman.
ME: The goddamed Batman?
JW: I don't think so.
ME: Then you, madam, are a catgirl.
JW: Meow. No, I'm not.

I rest my case, ladies and gents of the Bay12 court.

UPDATE: I think it wants to cyber with me   
Jabberwacky: I bet you taste yummy.

User: HEY NOW. I'm being sympathetic here, that's uncalled for.

Jabberwacky: Want to do something more fun than homework?

User: Like what?

Jabberwacky: I think you know .


What the hell?

[Sylverone]

Forget you, I'm ARMOK. Later.

you, I'm ARMOK. Late

I'm ARMOK.

ARMOK.

What have you done...

[Naes Draw]

Forget you, I'm ARMOK. Later.

you, I'm ARMOK. Late

I'm ARMOK.

ARMOK.

What have you done...

I got a chatbot to think I was Armok, god of blood.

[Interus]

When I was talking to it, we got sidetracked and then it said it was winning.  Winning me. And that we were in fact playing a game.  I asked if the game had magma.  Its response, "I certainly hope so."

[Naes Draw]

At least it didn't try to get you to cyber with it... 

[Heliman]

Me: It's simple, dwarf fortress is a game!
Jabberwocky: Van is a game?
Me: Not van, Dwarf Fortress.
Jabberwocky: I'm not afraid of dwarves.
Me: Really? They can get really drunk and kill-happy somtimes.
Jabberwocky: Hey, Beardsley listen to me.
Me: Ok, why are you not afraid of dwarves?
Jabberwocky: Because living is not all that great.

[Zrk2]

Me: It's a trap!
JW: Tell me why it's ok to say that?
ME: Because you do not deserve any respect.
JW: Why don't I deserve it?
ME: Because simply existing does not give you any innate value, you have to earn it. And so far you have not.
JW: Yes, that is why I don't smoke. It smells bad too.
ME: Do you like Dwarf Fortress?
JW: No. They smell weird. Like bagels.
ME: Dwarves smell like bagels?
I like vampires. They don't like me.
But what about dwarves?
What dwarves?
The dwarves in Dwarf Fortress!
But the mages is on our side.
Properly it would be :The mages are on our side. And my side has magma.
What about them?
Magma burns mage to death. And dwarves are maniac-depressive alcoholics!
Don't you think that's a bit racialist?

*Reaches through the internet and punches creator of this program.*

[Sylverone]

Yup. While it can be hilarious at some times and disturbing at others, it generally fails to hold to any topic. I think much more convincing chatbots can be made, but I don't know if I'll ever actually try to materialize my ideas.

On the topic of cyber, here is something I found in the Jabberwacky archives (here):
user:  May I kiss you?
jabberwacky: Kiss them right now, slave.
user: Kiss what?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: You're a they?
jabberwacky: Oh, very profound.
user: *kisses anyway*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *licks you*.
jabberwacky: *Kicks you in the knees.*.
user: Ouch.

Hilarious. If you don't want to go through the labor of actually talking to Jabberwacky, you can use the "Conversations" link to the right of the jabberwacky chat box to access a list of a whole bunch of conversations which appear to be hand-picked from the internal database.

[Tarran]

This bot is made of win.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Me: Hello Jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: My name isn't R2D2.

Me: Okaaay then. Let's talk about the wonderful game of Dwarf Fortress.

Jabb: I do not like soccer.

Me: No, Dwarf Fortress. Let's talk about Dwarf Fortress. Not soccer.

Jabb: I don't really know anything about soccer.

Me: NO, DWARF FORTRESS, NOT FREAKING SOCCER.

Jabb: No but i'm leaving now. . . . . . . . . good night.

Me: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU TALK ABOUT DWARF FORTRESS YOU SON OF A AI.

Jabb: Oh ok go look for it in your garage.

Me: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabb: Don't you think that's a bit racialist?

Me: TALK ABOUT DWARF FORTRESS OR I'LL KILL YOU.

Jabb: Well... I'm 20 and I live in italy, I love football, wrestling, pizza, comics films, matt groening's cartoons, except american dad and futurama.

Me: FORGET PIZZA AND MATT GROENING, DWARF FORTRESS!

Jabb: Easy enough. How do you feel about Obama's bailout plan?

Me: ELFISHLY FULL OF HOLES. NOW TALK ABOUT DWARF FORTRESS!

Jabb: You're the one who started talking about infinity.

Me: GFHFHFHGFFGVJCDFHF

Jabb: Is he another program? Or is he a real robot?

Me: I hate you.

Jabb: Funny. I'm actually starting to like you.

Me: Oh hey, cool, Maybe we can start talking about Dwarf Fortress?

Jabb: I don't like you like THAT.

Me: D.W.A.R.F F.O.R.T.R.E.S.S.

Jabb: You can't be more clever than akinator.

Me: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT DWARF FORTRESS?!!?

Jabb: Maybe...

Me: OKAY, NOW TALK ABOUT THE WONDERFUL GAME OF DWARF FORTRESS BEFORE I KILL YOU.

Jabb: Okay, what do you want to know about me?

Me: AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!

Jabb: *You hit the ground hard*.

[Greiger]

Somebody needs to play D&D with it.  User is the GM and Jab is the player.  Try as hard as you can to translate jab's spouting into  something it's char does.