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[Sylverone]

Jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

User: Dwarf Fortress.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about star wars?

User: I know a bit, but I'd rather talk about Dwarf Fortress.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about the addition of numbers.

User: A bit, but once again, I'd rather talk about Dwarf Fortress.

Jabberwacky: Do you like starwars.

User: Yes, but do you like Dwarf Fortress?

Jabberwacky: No.

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See the conversation on the site here:
http://jabberwacky.com/j2log-eOlBGCFRCLMRZXMBrnVHJZCYAOAFKTI-detail_ais_NYw%2BN4MbgrJ6Iqc0YY%2FzRA
Chat with Jabberwacky here:
http://jabberwacky.com/

Jabberwacky is a chatbot that learns from its conversations. I've had fun talking with it for a few minutes every now and then, and I figured I'd post this log since it's a little amusing to me. If we keep talking to it about Dwarf Fortess, it will eventually start to have some knowledge about it (basically, it will spit the sentences it learns back at us).

[Horizonblue]

That program is an epic troll, man, and EPIC troll.
Talking with it is like talking with a five year old... who knows how to turn around questions.

[BurnedToast]

I'm going to teach the damn thing how awesome DF is or flood the world with magma trying.

He asked me to tell him a story, so I told him about Cacame. He compared it to jake sully (which I had to google, I guess it's from avatar). I've got a lot of work ahead of me, it seems.

[Capntastic]

I made a BASIC program that is all about DF

10 PRINT 'DWARF FORTRESS'
20 GOTO 10

Pretty cool, huh?  Run it yourself and see what mischief you can get up to.

[Vattic]

We do not forget and we do not forgive.

I wonder how much dedication it might take before it starts mentioning DF.

edit:

Do you like Dwarf Fortress?
No i'm an elf.

[Encased in burning magma]

Fucking elf.
I am sorry, but I do not want you to do that.

[Grimlocke]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
Throne skull the for Skulls.
Armok.
Don't be so defensive.
Do you like Dwarf Fortress?
No.
You elf.
I don't think I do. You're trying to become a human but why do you want to become such a limited being?

[de5me7]

Why not?
I don't like it.
Dwarf fortress is amazing, because it has magma.
Try me.
Elves don't like it. Are you an Elf?
You are not an elf.
I'm not an elf, but are you one?
Why would you hunt elves?
 

[de5me7]

Well then tell me what you do know.
Dwarf fortress.
What do you know about star wars?
Dwarf fortress.
Ok...
When will you love dwarf fortress?
I already do.


victory is mine
 

if this is sort of like talking to the bomb in Darkstar. It wants me to believe that it is human, and im the machine. Also it likes starwars and discodancing

[Lawec]

Me: Anyway, have you heard about Dwarf Fortress?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Me: What is your opinion of it?
Jabberwacky: I'm not sure, I don't really discuss religion.

LOL.

[MagmaMcFry]

Note: I typed an actual X.

What is your name?
X.
X?
X.
What is X?
X is my name.
Your name.
My name.
Yes... What is your name?
X.

No, 2x.

I think I broke Jabberwacky.

2x is not my name.
Your name is X?
Yes.
That is not your name.
I know that too.
Really outstanding on your part.
I should normally know my name.
Well, you're not that clever are you?

*headdesk*

Why, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
What is my name?
How should I know?

I think I sprained my jaw from laughing that hard.

[Sir Finkus]

He got pretty snippy with me

http://jabberwacky.com/j2log-iOaBGWFRVLLWCDPBrfVHHAZEAPAJEUI-detail_ais_7CVi5yW%2BuuTtVNX3otmohw

highlights:

User: Lets talk about Dwarf fortress.

Jabberwacky: Ok, what?

User: Do you like Dwarf fortress?

Jabberwacky: No. They smell weird. Like bagels.

User: How can a computer program smell weird?

Jabberwacky: Because it doesn't want to be your friend.

[Greiger]

I tried teaching it the greatness that is Dwarf Fortress.  But it pretty much just said something about my dark twisted soul and then the conversation moved on to how hot GLaDOS is.

Interesting.

[MiniMacker]

DWARF FORTRESS.
What about them?
DWARF FORTRESS.
And they smell.
DWARF FORTRESS.
Yeah, but they can crush your head with those big hands.
DWARF FO- Wait, what?

[breadbocks]

I've been working on brainwashing jabberwacky. And well... see the results.

What do mice eat?
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Good.   
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Yes, it is.

Total of today's lesson. Excellent progress.