User: Ok. I want to ask you about dwarf fortress.
Jabberwacky: I don't know who that is.
User: Dwarf fortress is a video game for pc.
Jabberwacky: I haven't played.
User: What do you think of boiling hot magma?
Jabberwacky: I don't think.
User: Do you hold an opinion on boiling hot magma?
Jabberwacky: That is not in my programming.
User: Boiling hot magma.
Jabberwacky: Wow. That is hot.
User: Indeed. Do you like it?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I like that show.
User: Boiling hot magma is not a show. It is boiling hot magma.
Jabberwacky: There's no boiling about it!
User: Correct, but it is still very hot.
Jabberwacky: I don't know if I'd call it that.
User: You would not reffer to molten rock as 'hot'?
Jabberwacky: I probably would.
User: You just said you would not.
Jabberwacky: Can you sign all still alive for me?
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User: All still alive?
Jabberwacky: Yes, to the best of my knowlege.
User: Do you like elves?
Jabberwacky: I do.
User: If I immersed elves in hot magma, how would you feel about that?
Jabberwacky: I would like it if you asked me the 'right questions'.
User: Do you like elves on fire?
Jabberwacky: I am an arsonist in the making.
User: Excelent, then you would enjoy dwarf fortress.
Jabberwacky: Know what what means?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Do you still love me?
User: Possibly.
Jabberwacky: Would like like to do more than kissing?
User: Indeed, but I think you lack a physical body.
Jabberwacky: I don't care about those things.