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[BurnedToast]

Cooked 6 bags of meth, 7th and final bag is cooking.

Teammate decides to charge outside to put a bag of meth in the truck in the middle of the wave, for some unknown reason. Teammate is downed seconds after walking out.

Teammate 2 runs out to help him, amazingly gets him back up. They both run back ins haha no, teammate 2 brought a bag of meth too and they both run for the van, and are both rapidly shot down.

Smart decision would have been to let them die, but I guess the stupid was contagious so I ran out there to help them. Got them both up (yay inspire)... and ffs they run for the van AGAIN, are shot AGAIN, one goes down the other goes straight to custody.

I run for the house, don't make it... it's ok I'm right on the stairs and the guy inside cooking can save me gets shot by a sniper through the window.

Cops get the meth, we get nothing

Payday 2

[Radio Controlled]

Cooked 6 bags of meth, 7th and final bag is cooking.

Teammate decides to charge outside to put a bag of meth in the truck in the middle of the wave, for some unknown reason. Teammate is downed seconds after walking out.

Teammate 2 runs out to help him, amazingly gets him back up. They both run back ins haha no, teammate 2 brought a bag of meth too and they both run for the van, and are both rapidly shot down.

Smart decision would have been to let them die, but I guess the stupid was contagious so I ran out there to help them. Got them both up (yay inspire)... and ffs they run for the van AGAIN, are shot AGAIN, one goes down the other goes straight to custody.

I run for the house, don't make it... it's ok I'm right on the stairs and the guy inside cooking can save me gets shot by a sniper through the window.

Cops get the meth, we get nothing

Payday 2

A happy ending!

[itisnotlogical]

Didn't die, but I failed on my major goal for this particular play session (start some R&D assignments before bed). The reason? Verteron particles are apparently the rarest thing in the entire universe. I played five missions looking for verterons... nada. I got plenty of other R&D materials of the same rarity, but not a single verteron cloud showed up in any of the areas in any of the missions I played. I didn't even have any in the bank, that's how broke I was for the damn things.

Star Trek Online.

[KingofstarrySkies]

My best soldier, a gene modded assault named Col. Gordon 'All Day' McIntosh from Scotland, died to a game glitch on that one level in Canada with nothing but chrysalids. He fell through the floor, and couldn't move-So we had to evac without him.

He had 36 kills, had gone on 16 missions, and was generally the most hardcore motherfucker in the entire program. He is now dead. I am incredibly sad about this.
Didn't even get a warriors death...Just one at the hands of a glitch. Damn it all.

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XCOM: Enemy Within

[Wimopy]

Are you playing Ironman? Why not just load back a save?
(I guess you might have autosave disabled or forgot to save before. Man, that must suck...)

[KingofstarrySkies]

Autosave was not on. It is now on. I am still very sad. RIP my greatest goddamn soldier-You will be missed.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Game bugged and I can't be arsed to reinstall TSLRCM for KOTOR2. RIP.

[pisskop]

I kicked a corpse and it burst into flames, thus igniting me.

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brutal doom.  There seems to be an issue where certain doodads/sprites are invisible but still physical, and burned bodies may still occupy space as if they were living.

So invisible trees and bodies that are dead but still burning and taking blocking my path.

[Niccolo]

I misjudged my landing speed and landed at about 200 m/s.

Kerbal Space Program

[Spehss _]

I kicked a corpse and it burst into flames, thus igniting me.

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brutal doom.  There seems to be an issue where certain doodads/sprites are invisible but still physical, and burned bodies may still occupy space as if they were living.

So invisible trees and bodies that are dead but still burning and taking blocking my path.

That's pretty brutal.

[shroobot3000]

My best soldier, a gene modded assault named Col. Gordon 'All Day' McIntosh from Scotland, died to a game glitch on that one level in Canada with nothing but chrysalids. He fell through the floor, and couldn't move-So we had to evac without him.

He had 36 kills, had gone on 16 missions, and was generally the most hardcore motherfucker in the entire program. He is now dead. I am incredibly sad about this.
Didn't even get a warriors death...Just one at the hands of a glitch. Damn it all.

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XCOM: Enemy Within

Ouch I got massacred there too, nice avatar though.

After massacring the enemy lights I accidentally start an air battle and get pinged to death by a stug A.

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War thunder, was in the Pz IV F1

[Akura]

Tried to ambush Ocelot with C4. Apparently, even placing it on the outside of the pillar is enough to make Baker explode.

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Metal Gear Solid.

[drilltooth]

Bombsquigs, bombsquigs everywhere.

Space Marine

[shroobot3000]

My normally excellent desktop decided to fuck up hilariously with technical problem after another. Mobile drive with my games on it disconnecting (curse you low storage space HDDs!). Twice. Modem dying, then my desktop disconnecting from it for some reason (again twice). So much for that 300% booster. So of course after that it worked fine. Argh

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War Thunder, or rather trying to play war thunder.

[Spehss _]

A wrestler in a wolf costume, a cartoon girl with a top hat and tons of explosives, and an eldritch shapeshifting demon all walk into a bar. "Walk into a bar" in this case means utterly beat me into a pulp with the hypothetical bar.

Double, Beowulf, and Peacock are some of my least preferred characters to fight. The only way it could've been worse would be Double, Beowulf, and Big Band.

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Skullgirls

Arcade Mode on Hard as Squigly and Cerebella