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[pisskop]

Oh, I know!  I start an adventure and visit my old fort!  Let me just . . . stop by this old fort here to stock up on supplies . . .  And maybe swim too . . .  Whats this?  Im melting?  In the river!

DF

Whiskey tango foxtrot?

That scorching biome was apparently a good place to make a NPC fort.

[Akura]

Got caught in a bind the results in an instakill if you can't break it in one turn. Which I couldn't break, even with Gnome summoned.

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MonsterGirl Quest: Final Chapter, fighting Black Alice. Took me awhile to realize that I actually have to counter it with Daystar, not break it, because she charges the bind attack the turn before she uses it.

[Tawa]

I got really bored, so I debugged in multiple V12 engines and an armored car and took a drive through a city at over 1000 miles per hour.

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Cataclysm: DDA on a messing-with-debug save to see how viable a knight would be under Cataclysm mechanics.

[kisame12794]

Got distracted by the shiny and hit something. Or maybe it hit me. I dunno.

Beat Hazard, Gobble, Snarf, Snap(Phantom Train remix) on insane. Holy shit the shiny.

[BlackFlyme]

Gernot, you spike-helmeted shit. You look like a red Bart Simpson.

All I want is a rank S. My best so far is A for time, B for combat, and S for items, which gets me a rank A. You need two S' and an A for an S rank.

It doesn't help that I forgot to buy the master's scroll, so my dodging isn't what it should be.

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Valdis Story

[Tawa]

I tried to run, but I lifted the wrong leg.

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QWOP. You think Dwarf Fortress is hard? How about Dark Souls? Try QWOP. It is the definition of "hard".

[hops]

What about Dwarf Fortress with Dark Souls level of adventure mode difficulty with QWOP walking mechanics?

[IronTomato]

I accidentally killed my best soldier during a terror mission, because I didn't notice she was in the way when I was trying to shoot an AP shell at a chryssalid.

OpenXCOM. I was playing the floppy disk version on DOSbox before, and I'm glad I switched to this.

[flabort]

What about Dwarf Fortress with Dark Souls level of adventure mode difficulty with QWOP walking mechanics?

Eh. QWOP walking could be substituted with Toribash movement. That would be awesome !!fun!!.

[IronTomato]

What about Dwarf Fortress with Dark Souls level of adventure mode difficulty with QWOP walking mechanics?

Eh. QWOP walking could be substituted with Toribash movement. That would be awesome !!fun!!.

How about The Sims with Toribash's movement system?

Are you having Fun yet?

[flabort]

I would SO play that. Forget the disappearing toilet, when you can't even figure out how to use the toilet you have difficulty.

[Karkov]

I can just see the characters doing some strange flips and aerial spin kicks into the shower, only for their elbow to touch the ground and disqualify them.

[Greiger]

Oop hygiene level is low gotta go take a shower.
*travels to the shower like a drunk man on rollerblades*
*instead of stepping into the shower they simply trip on the lip, turn the shower on as they fall and spend the entire shower flat on their face fully clothed, half in and half out*

[flabort]

Oop hygiene level is low gotta go take a shower.
*travels to the shower like a drunk man on rollerblades*
*instead of stepping into the shower they simply trip on the lip, turn the shower on as they fall and spend the entire shower flat on their face fully clothed, half in and half out*

Octodad on steroids! Oh, this is too funny.

Somebody has to design a mod that allows for Toribash style controls in the Sims.

"I'm hungry"
*Crawls to stove, manages to stand up somehow*
"I'll materialize a pan... drop it on the stove... OK, turn on the stove..."
*flicks arm, bashes stove controls, those flames that signify the stove is on appear*
"Now to grab the pan..."
*grabs the stove instead, where the flames are coming out*
"AAAAAAGH! FIRE FIRE HOT HOT!"

[pisskop]

I booted it up, glanced at the DLCs, said nah, and choose a humble count, under a double vassalage and with pathetic holdings.  Gotta have fun with it, ya?

I raised my army, walked over to the gimme fighting of our nations wars, hoping to get a bit of loot, prestige, or even some combat traits.  Instead, I chase around small disheartened bands of rebels, and one of them thonks me on the head.  I died, I had no heir, game over.

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Crusader Kings II