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Mephansteras

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9870 on: September 26, 2013, 11:00:03 pm »
Going on a landed UFO mission. It starts off with a cyberdisk on turn 2. Ok, fine, that's why I have a Heavy with HEAT ammo and a rocket. Boom, sniper finishes it off. Cool.

Before my next turn, two more cyberdisks show up. From slightly separate directions. And my heavy can't see any of them. So I try to flank around with my assaults. Cue a pack of Mutons and a Berzerker showing up in the middle of everything.

It's bad. Really bad. But I have some decent cover and my troops are in good shape.

Then a Cyberdisk explodes a set of rocks an Assault and Support were hiding behind. Followed by the assault getting shot in the face by a drone and killed. Then the other cyberdisk moves around to my heavy and takes her out before she even gets her overwatch shot. She's just down and not out, so I have the Support stabalize her.

I'd rather not lose a Colonel Heavy, so I see if I can salvage the situation. My sniper decides to be useless, though, and despite a few good shots on the cyberdisks I can't quite take them out.

This is rapidly followed by both remaining Assaults getting gunned down. With just a sniper and a squaddie Support left, I'm forced to withdraw. Four good soldiers dead and nothing to show for it.

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Alkhemia

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9871 on: September 26, 2013, 11:20:36 pm »
Got the Fiend Red Rider to spawn then War Cry, Antichthon, Antichthon, Trisagion and Dead....well I beat him the 8th time I fought him only 6 more to fine and get killed by.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9872 on: September 27, 2013, 04:16:29 pm »
Swarmed By Zombified Children and Teachers

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9873 on: September 27, 2013, 04:24:49 pm »
Cataclysm is a good source of out of context quotes.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9874 on: September 27, 2013, 05:13:06 pm »
And potential for some grandmother in canada to tell the FBI to arrest that person :P



Being ultimate badass. Run into sniper's face, shotgun at the ready.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9875 on: September 27, 2013, 06:02:46 pm »
Charged into A regional school, shanking one zambie child at A tie with A screwdriver, then eventually A hulk came in and mauled me ;~;

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9876 on: September 27, 2013, 07:33:33 pm »
A guy with a big ol axe killed me and my horse in one swing as I rode by him.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9877 on: September 27, 2013, 07:56:16 pm »
After turning the entirety of Africa into a slave state to do Neo-Fascist Italy's bidding, some nations apparently did not take kindly to the thought of a new world power emerging. China and Russia secretly plotted my downfall, and once my military was weakened, they struck. Italy was ripped apart by hordes of cheap Chinese tanks and nuclear weapons.

Superpower 2.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9878 on: September 27, 2013, 08:00:55 pm »
Um..
I can't really remember.
It was most likely Just Cause 2, because JESUS CHRIST THERE'S MILITARY ASSHOLES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9879 on: September 27, 2013, 08:01:29 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on September 27, 2013, 07:56:16 pm
After turning the entirety of Africa into a slave state to do Neo-Fascist Italy's bidding, some nations apparently did not take kindly to the thought of a new world power emerging. China and Russia secretly plotted my downfall, and once my military was weakened, they struck. Italy was ripped apart by hordes of cheap Chinese tanks and nuclear weapons.

Superpower 2.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9880 on: September 27, 2013, 08:02:21 pm »
Goblin Archers, Goblin Archers everywhere!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9881 on: September 27, 2013, 08:19:43 pm »
A squad of U.S. marine force recon and another squad of guerilla fighters overwhelmed me and my AK-74 because i am a terrible, terrible shot.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9882 on: September 27, 2013, 08:53:13 pm »
A friend and I were ferrying loot bags full of gold, and then a bulldozer came out of nowhere with some tan FBI buddies of his to say hi.

Payday 2, Bank Heist: Gold on Very Hard. No AI buddies.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9883 on: September 27, 2013, 09:04:52 pm »
Admins put me into the body of an SSD changeling. As soon as I walked out of his office, I was accosted by sec who found a corpse (from the last ling) in my locker. I still don't know why the captain (who was the only other person with access) would walk into my office, go to the locker, and have a good, long look inside.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9884 on: September 28, 2013, 12:21:20 am »
I got split in half by the vile spit of a Corruptor. It was interesting to say the least.

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