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[Devling]

Necrons are pretty much walking tanks. Hooray for having all my guardsmen panic because their flashlights can't even dent the blasted things, even when outnumbering them 3:1.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

Good game. Broken right down the middle. I know this is a crap solution, but get mods. Mods make it so much better, I personally like DoWpro, but whatever.

I didn't find vanilla DoW or Winter Assault to be very broken, but Dark Crusade? Damn that game has issues. Necrons can annihilate a well-established base with their first attack, and the Eldar can pump a nonstop stream of bullshit units like Harlequins and that walker unit.

Vanilla wasn't broke so much, but... To many reasons to list here. Just look it up if your interested at all.

Lights of the Warp, the mod. Get it, love it, get bored, play FTL.

Tomorrow the grand release of the Ultimate Apocalypse mod is being released. Very good mod, but I use DoWpro usually because
A. balances game
B. UA lags really bad on my computer.

[Sirus]

You want broken? Pair a Tau Fire Warrior squad (or the Ethereal's bodyguard unit) with a unit of Pathfinders. Nothing short of a tank or an entire horde of infantry will get within firing range alive, especially when their pulse rifles are upgraded.

[Hanslanda]

That's what deepstrike is for.

[Vorthon]

Turns out Braun doesn't like it if you punch him.

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Fallout 3

[Sirus]

That's what deepstrike is for.

That's what the second squad of Fire Warriors (further back) is for

[Hanslanda]

That's why I play Tyranids.

Oh shit, I forgot this is Dark Crusade, not tabletop.

On topic:

Goddamn Ronin with frakking RPGs. I LOVE the RPG... Until they use them against me. Bastards.

Cortex Command

[Haspen]

After Eevee the Engi died in oxygen room fire (which died on it's own one second later), myslef as the Pilot went away from this overpowered cloaking drone into next marker:

Sun flare.

There was a rebel scout, which provided somewhat lesser difficulty, but the flare hit right against my weapons room. As my guy tried frantically to put down the fire, the 1/4 autopilot of course was total idiot and thus all hits against my ship dealt damage, knocking off engines and shields and sensors.

The rebels didn't need many of their Hull Missiles and Burst Lasers MkI to tear my ship apart.

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FTL

[pisskop]

I got Ghosted.  Why I tried to ghostrun?  Not sure.  But I did.  And as a result I'm. . . whereever you go when you get sucked into a ghost and leave behind bones.

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Spelunky

[IronTomato]

Stalkers, those stupid invisible idiots!

Borderlands 2

My wing skimmed the water for a fraction of a microsecond and the entire jet exploded.

Just Cause 2

I raged so much when this happened to me. I was hoping to make a badass exit from that military base, but NOOOOO.

[Donuts]

My wing skimmed the water for a fraction of a microsecond and the entire jet exploded.

Just Cause 2

I raged so much when this happened to me. I was hoping to make a badass exit from that military base, but NOOOOO.

Is it the

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island army base with the hugeass cargo plane and the best jet in the non-dlc game

?

[caleb]

Prince Ribbit (Stone Soup)

[Devling]

I got Ghosted.  Why I tried to ghostrun?  Not sure.  But I did.  And as a result I'm. . . whereever you go when you get sucked into a ghost and leave behind bones.

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Spelunky

No Pisskop, you are the ghosts.

[hops]

Not exactly dead but since I can't do fuckall twitching like a piece of garbage I guess this counts.

It was another normal round in Space Station 13. I'm a complete newbie at this game, so I was an assistant. I hoped I could take a walk around and get familiar with the map but noooooo as soon as I finished collecting up useful tools in the Primary Tool Storage the light went out. The AI states that there was a power sink in Virology or somewhere I can't remember. Also the singularity died. Sometimes later the AI kept shouting "Please do not open the lockers in Genetics." , "I warn you to not open the lockers in Genetics", "It is in the station's best benefit to stay away from the lockers in Genetics." and "STAY AWAY FROM THE LOCKERS IN GENETIC YOU HUMAN SIMPLETON". Obviously, somebody opened it, unleashing an incredibly debilitating disease that cause, well, your genes to change. (What do you expect? It's in the Genetics section) and causing nausea, anger, headache, stomachache, tl;dr it make you unable to do shitall before falling down and twitch. Before I reached the state where my genes start to change rapidly, however, some aliens and changelings attacked. I manage to bash a larva's brain in before succumbing to the final stage of the disease. I blacked out for 5 minutes or something, and the Captain and the AI (ordered by the majority of the crews including me) are wrestling for control of the escape shuttle. The Captain insists on killing all aliens before retreating, and the crews insist that the captain is a retard. The AI even got branded as a rogue and was almost killed, yet it somehow survived without needing someone to upload it new laws. At this point I decided to fuck this and dragged my ass to the emergency shuttle, falling down every 5 seconds. The Captain announces that fine, he is allowing us to leave, and after blacking out for ages I finally got to a pod, ignoring the gratuitous gibs in it. We lost to the Syndicate.

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Space Station 13

[Freshmaniscoolman]

Not exactly dead but since I can't do fuckall twitching like a piece of garbage I guess this counts.

It was another normal round in Space Station 13. I'm a complete newbie at this game, so I was an assistant. I hoped I could take a walk around and get familiar with the map but noooooo as soon as I finished collecting up useful tools in the Primary Tool Storage the light went out. The AI states that there was a power sink in Virology or somewhere I can't remember. Also the singularity died. Sometimes later the AI kept shouting "Please do not open the lockers in Genetics." , "I warn you to not open the lockers in Genetics", "It is in the station's best benefit to stay away from the lockers in Genetics." and "STAY AWAY FROM THE LOCKERS IN GENETIC YOU HUMAN SIMPLETON". Obviously, somebody opened it, unleashing an incredibly debilitating disease that cause, well, your genes to change. (What do you expect? It's in the Genetics section) and causing nausea, anger, headache, stomachache, tl;dr it make you unable to do shitall before falling down and twitch. Before I reached the state where my genes start to change rapidly, however, some aliens and changelings attacked. I manage to bash a larva's brain in before succumbing to the final stage of the disease. I blacked out for 5 minutes or something, and the Captain and the AI (ordered by the majority of the crews including me) are wrestling for control of the escape shuttle. The Captain insists on killing all aliens before retreating, and the crews insist that the captain is a retard. The AI even got branded as a rogue and was almost killed, yet it somehow survived without needing someone to upload it new laws. At this point I decided to fuck this and dragged my ass to the emergency shuttle, falling down every 5 seconds. The Captain announces that fine, he is allowing us to leave, and after blacking out for ages I finally got to a pod, ignoring the gratuitous gibs in it. We lost to the Syndicate.

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Space Station 13

Which server is this?

[hops]

Which server is this?

NoX Station 13, secret mode.