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[UltraValican]

Giant Zion Mantis clipped into the ground, rendering me unable to hit it. It then clipped out of the ground and instakilled me at the same moment.

Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts

Aww...The Majestic Zion... I r ember getting stuck to a cliff face there. I couldn't fast travel out because a lone Cazador meandered just outside my range.

[The Darkling Wolf]

So a Yao Guai, A White Legs Sapper, a Giant Cazador, a Coyote Den Mother, a Bighorner Bull, and a Giant Mantis walk into a Courier.

Same as before. This addon really believes in shitting a dozen nigh unkillable monsters on you at once.

[Facekillz058]

You need bigger guns.

[Alkhemia]

You need bigger guns.

or the saturnite fist/Industrial hand

[pisskop]

So, gather round and hear about the failings of Persia, emperor w/ai mod.

Best Korea occupies the only bronze in the region, so mighty Persia ptedictably sends a few immortals their way.  Turns out one of the things ai mode does is teach them better priorities in building; I can't take the capital (with stonehendge).  So I peace, wait until cats, try again.  I win, but sitting bull, that dumb ass whose spyfucks his neibors all game decided Best Koreas death meant I had to die.  Predictably his military stunk, but his dow forcef just enough of my cities to whip into unhappiness that Genghis cancels 'take apart Caeser' to teach me why you always give metal casting and alphabet to Mongolia.  I take three of his 9 cities before peaving sitting bull, gifting back most of his cities, and tryinh to capitulate Genghis.  Victoria, the ice bitch of the north creates the Apocalyptic Palace and declares Nuddhist war on Mighty Jewish empires, namly me and Jiao (the founder).  Gilgamesh, (imo the best ai) is budhist and my southern niebor.  I peace mongolia for his monies, a fair share since I wiped up his military and then withdrew home, awaiting my demise.

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cIV

[kaian-a-coel]

got shot in the head by a mercenary 93 or something.

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planetside 2, me VS, him blue 'merican.

[Akura]

Had bots with FAMASes and Banshees holding a bunker. First attempt didn't go so well; I had placed extremely large landmines, the exlposions of which killed the guys in the bunker from across the map. Second try held off first the Whitebots, then Coalition, then Imperiatus, then Dummies, and was finally brought down by Ronins. And I almost beat the Ronins, but some gatling drones walked a hole in the roof and splattered my brain after my missile launcher knocked itself from my hand.

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Cortex Command, with Huge Pack o' Mods, Unitec, plus other mods that didn't do anything here, playing Wave Defence. Unfortunately, the Unitec Bounty Uplink bugs out this mode, and causes you to have negative money.

[jaxy15]

Swallowed the cyanide pill in my backpack after the round ended because the gravitational singularity was free and someone hid the goddamned uplink that is vital to get explosives and cryptographic sequencers.

Space Station 13.

[dei]

Let's just say that the Dremora didn't like Amana wearing Ashlander clothing with the Cuirass of Savior's Hide and managed to out-do her in damage per second somehow. Maybe she shouldn't have sold off all of that Dark Brotherhood Armor...

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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind:Game of the Year Edition

Also Liana Star should probably never wear a Sith Uniform on Taris again, especially with swoop-bike gangs involved. Thank god for auto-save.

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

[Haspen]

Fuckload of spinning serrated discs of death, courtesy of Ur-Quan Korh-Ah.

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Ur-Quan Masters

[Akura]

Got ripped apart by a near-death Shadow. I discovered that there's a special game-over animation if it bites you, scoring a killing blow with it, while it is close to exploding.

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Devil May Cry.

Also Liana Star should probably never wear a Sith Uniform on Taris again, especially with swoop-bike gangs involved. Thank god for auto-save.

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Once you get past the elevator that requires it, you never need to wear it again. Good, since even clothing is probably better than it(at least I think, I forget if the Sith disguise has a limited Dex bonus to AC, since clothing, and no armor both have no limit).

[SeriousConcentrate]

So, um... What exactly can you do about a certain big floating eye who spawns every night and keeps harrassing you until you die? Because with the exception of my chestplate, I have golden everything and 340 max HP, but I just cannot take down its 2800 HP. At all. My trident, which wrecks most enemies with relative ease, just doesn't do enough damage.

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Terraria, Eye of Cthulu. Srsly, how do you get rid of this annoying bastard? Is it even possible to solo him? I just want to explore the damn caves in peace, not pieces. >.<

255 shurikens, ~80 health potions.

Managed that with iron/silver armor

Yeah, get shurikens. They are one of the best weapons. You can kill it without any armor or any other weapon if you do it in an arena.

So no way to kill it with melee then? >.< I've been selling every ranged weapon I grabbed because I didn't really care for them... and I've been selling healing potions because I didn't need them. I'm guessing I kind of screwed myself over there. Worst part is I think I accidentally may have summoned it when I tried to throw away the item that summons it (I've got like eight or nine in storage, too...). Time to temporarily abandon world, I suppose, and come back with the required gear. Thanks for the advice. ^^^

[MrWillsauce]

Killed by inescapable shit projectiles. Countless times. I have yet to clear circle eight.

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Blood Cave of Satan

[Facekillz058]

Killed by inescapable shit projectiles. Countless times. I have yet to clear circle eight.

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Blood Cave of Satan

Where can I find this game?!

[Sirus]

So, um... What exactly can you do about a certain big floating eye who spawns every night and keeps harrassing you until you die? Because with the exception of my chestplate, I have golden everything and 340 max HP, but I just cannot take down its 2800 HP. At all. My trident, which wrecks most enemies with relative ease, just doesn't do enough damage.

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Terraria, Eye of Cthulu. Srsly, how do you get rid of this annoying bastard? Is it even possible to solo him? I just want to explore the damn caves in peace, not pieces. >.<

255 shurikens, ~80 health potions.

Managed that with iron/silver armor

Yeah, get shurikens. They are one of the best weapons. You can kill it without any armor or any other weapon if you do it in an arena.

So no way to kill it with melee then? >.< I've been selling every ranged weapon I grabbed because I didn't really care for them... and I've been selling healing potions because I didn't need them. I'm guessing I kind of screwed myself over there. Worst part is I think I accidentally may have summoned it when I tried to throw away the item that summons it (I've got like eight or nine in storage, too...). Time to temporarily abandon world, I suppose, and come back with the required gear. Thanks for the advice. ^^^

You can kill it in melee, but it requires pretty good weapons and the health/defense to take the hits. Either that or a multi-layer arena made of platforms and good dodging skills.

Oh, and the Eye can show up on any world on random nights if you

• Have at least 200 max HP.
• Haven't killed it yet.

So world-hopping won't do much good