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[RedWarrior0]

What's so bad about male ducks?

[Reudh]

Farming drakes for dragon scales.  Fighting one on a thin bridge, a terrible place to fight the things, but either its on a bridge or 3 at a time.  I got in really close to one, basically right on one of it's wings, trying to stay out of harms way while hitting it.  It quickly turned, but I'm stuck in some kind of clipping bug on it's wing.  I keep moving with it.  It decides to lift up into the air to preform it's fly around and make hard to block lightning fall from the sky move.

For ever so brief a moment I was a dragonrider.  Then the clipping decided to let me go a moment after the drake was in the air and I spent the rest of my life as a skydiver.

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Dark Souls

I hate those damn drakes.

Ohai Bridge Wyvern, that's some nice flames you have there.

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Dark Souls

[Facekillz058]

Farming drakes for dragon scales.  Fighting one on a thin bridge, a terrible place to fight the things, but either its on a bridge or 3 at a time.  I got in really close to one, basically right on one of it's wings, trying to stay out of harms way while hitting it.  It quickly turned, but I'm stuck in some kind of clipping bug on it's wing.  I keep moving with it.  It decides to lift up into the air to preform it's fly around and make hard to block lightning fall from the sky move.

For ever so brief a moment I was a dragonrider.  Then the clipping decided to let me go a moment after the drake was in the air and I spent the rest of my life as a skydiver.

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Dark Souls

I hate those damn drakes.

Ohai Bridge Wyvern, that's some nice flames you have there.

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Dark Souls

The Bridge Wyvern is pretty easy to beat.
With a Gravelord Sword.

[Reudh]

Farming drakes for dragon scales.  Fighting one on a thin bridge, a terrible place to fight the things, but either its on a bridge or 3 at a time.  I got in really close to one, basically right on one of it's wings, trying to stay out of harms way while hitting it.  It quickly turned, but I'm stuck in some kind of clipping bug on it's wing.  I keep moving with it.  It decides to lift up into the air to preform it's fly around and make hard to block lightning fall from the sky move.

For ever so brief a moment I was a dragonrider.  Then the clipping decided to let me go a moment after the drake was in the air and I spent the rest of my life as a skydiver.

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Dark Souls

I hate those damn drakes.

Ohai Bridge Wyvern, that's some nice flames you have there.

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Dark Souls

The Bridge Wyvern is pretty easy to beat.
With a Gravelord Sword.

Me: Oh, that's a pretty dragon. It's like a kilometre away, surely it can't breath fire that far.
WHAM BAM THANK YOU SAM.

My poor bandit T_T
(I didn't have my glasses on).

[Myroc]

Necrons are pretty much walking tanks. Hooray for having all my guardsmen panic because their flashlights can't even dent the blasted things, even when outnumbering them 3:1.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

[Catastrophic lolcats]

I was walking through the ruins of the wastelands to the east of the Duty Bar. I stumbled across a corpse with, no joke, a mother fucking minigun, lots of minigun rounds, an exoskeleton, a universal anomaly detector and a whole range of drugs and meds to loot. I was going on an artefact run (for Crest in the forest) so my pack was filled with lead line containers so I couldn't take any of the heavy stuff.

I dragged the corpse into a slightly more secure shipping crate not a few metres away when I found the thing that was able to take down such a powerful STALKER. Needless to say it ripped me apart into little shreds. A reload later and being more careful I was able to slip in and take the lighter stuff and attempt to flee from the monster. My previous attempts to kill it involving bullets, grenades and noobtubes failed.
Luckily I got away after a few attempts but I couldn't save the corpse from the gaping maw of the beast. All my precious loot was consumed by the beast while I sat in a make-shift watch tower trying to scare it off with a few rounds from my AK-74. I gave up - not wanting to waste any more ammo.

It was such a sad experience. 

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadows of Chernobyl, Stalkersoup Megamod

[Greenstarfanatic]

APPARENTLY forgetting to breath is quite common. As it happened to me twice.

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Terarria! As I was searching for shit. In the end, it was worth it, as I drained the water, and managed to find a sunken ship, complete with golden chest! I horked it, along with the grandfather clock that was hanging around and ran.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Sunken ship? I am intrigued.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Yeah...It was some kind of wreck, at least. It was already flooded, and had wood walls, foundations, and, well, a clock.

[Calech]

Repeatedly electrocuted by a giant wooden monkey dual-wielding electrified yo-yos.

In mitigation I should probably add that I was so astonished to hear the instrumental of Nightwish's "Whoever Brings the Night" in the background that I was concerning myself more with humming & singing along than with actually, y'know, avoiding the electric death cylinders.

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Little Big Planet 2

[The Darkling Wolf]

My wing skimmed the water for a fraction of a microsecond and the entire jet exploded.

Just Cause 2

[Greenstarfanatic]

After exploring the area above the previously mentioned Sunken Ship, I managed to find a Demon Altar. My friend told me it could be destroyed. I smacked it with my Wooden hammer. Repeatedly. I died. Now I know. If it hurts you when you hit it, STOP HITTING IT.

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Terraria. My friend later told me that you had to beat the Wall of Flesh to get the PWNHammer or whatever before you could destroy those things.

[Devling]

Necrons are pretty much walking tanks. Hooray for having all my guardsmen panic because their flashlights can't even dent the blasted things, even when outnumbering them 3:1.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

Good game. Broken right down the middle. I know this is a crap solution, but get mods. Mods make it so much better, I personally like DoWpro, but whatever.

[itisnotlogical]

Necrons are pretty much walking tanks. Hooray for having all my guardsmen panic because their flashlights can't even dent the blasted things, even when outnumbering them 3:1.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

Good game. Broken right down the middle. I know this is a crap solution, but get mods. Mods make it so much better, I personally like DoWpro, but whatever.

I didn't find vanilla DoW or Winter Assault to be very broken, but Dark Crusade? Damn that game has issues. Necrons can annihilate a well-established base with their first attack, and the Eldar can pump a nonstop stream of bullshit units like Harlequins and that walker unit.

[Hanslanda]

Lights of the Warp, the mod. Get it, love it, get bored, play FTL.