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[Greiger]

Why does that sound like something captain murphy from Sealab would do?

Murphy: You move over.
Helmsman:Sir, I don' think that's a good idea I'm in the process of reducing our speed to safe-
Murphy: I said move over!
*helmsman is punted out of chair, murphy flips a switch on the helm controls, lights turn on*
Murphy: Ahh, much better, now I won't be eaten by a Grue. ^_^

*boom, episode credits*

[Sirus]

Why does that sound like something captain murphy from Sealab would do?

Murphy: You move over.
Helmsman:Sir, I don' think that's a good idea I'm in the process of reducing our speed to safe-
Murphy: I said move over!
*helmsman is punted out of chair, murphy flips a switch on the helm controls, lights turn on*
Murphy: Ahh, much better, now I won't be eaten by a Grue. ^_^

*boom, episode credits*

I don't even remember why I wanted the lights on. It was a stupid spur of the moment decision, which lost me a cargo bay of very valuable minerals XD

[hemmingjay]

New embark at an awesome site. Within 70 seconds a pack of raptors eats all 7 of my starting party, their 2 yaks, 2 war dogs and a cat. FUN!


DF Genesis mod

[Kearn]

i got shot

[Heliman]

Dug too deep.

[Burnt Pies]

Spy sapped my sentry. I smacked him one with my wrench, then a heavy comes round the corner and guns the poor thing down. I move out of the way and switch to my Frontier Justice (A modified Shotgun), pop out of cover, kill the heavy with a Critical hit, then take a bullet to the head from the Sniper stood behind him.

Team Fortress 2.

[LostCosmonaut]

While escorting some Il-2s, I see them get bounced by a bunch of Fw-190s. Using my height advantage, I take my Yak-9 down and flame one of them, then set off in pursuit of a second. I manage to close in to point blank range, however, he's evading fairly well, so I can't get a shot of. I lose sight of him for about a second, but continue turning in the same direction I thought he was (at this point the range is about 60 yards). A split second later, I regain sight of the enemy, just before my right wing slices through his canopy. Considering this all took place at an altitude of about 50m, there was not chance of bailing out.

Il-2 Sturmovik, with 1946 expansion pack

[Ibid Straydrink]

Thought it would be cool to rush the shotgun-wielding thief with my Silver Claymore of Justice. Turns out, it's a bad idea in that reality too.

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GH2

[612DwarfAvenue]

gatecamped in a low security system

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

[Sirus]

gatecamped in a low security system

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

I'm pretty sure that he's talking about EVE Online. Still, feel free to yell.

[varnish]

Fell down a pit, into a waterfall. Then I fell down the waterfall into lava. And then skellingtons, skellingtons came.

Minecraft

[Ibid Straydrink]

Fell down a pit, into a waterfall. Then I fell down the waterfall into lava. And then skellingtons, skellingtons came.

Minecraft

*shivers* I would take fiery death over the untold terrors of the hollow earth, any day of the week.

[Greiger]

I got frozen in a block of ice (while I was on fire because I am a firecat. How the hell does that work...), friends hid behind my frozen self to save themselves from big uber attack of kill everyone not behind something.

Then they forgot to break me out and I died of asphyxiation.  Ungrateful bastards.

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World of warcraft.  6 manning old Ice Crown Citadel.  Sindragosa fight.

[QuakeIV]

Orbital bombardment.

[Sirus]

Orbital bombardment.

Care to be more specific? Y'know, like the first post in the thread "suggests"?