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[Biag]

Demonspawn berserker, very early in the dungeon. Successfully avoided Sigmund, ID'd the healing potion, all was going well. I encountered a snake, but with a scroll of teleportation and a bit of luck I managed to avoid that as well. Explored the level a bit more, found the snake again. Fuck, poisoned. Time to randomly use unidentified items! "Quaffed l- a silvery potion. It was a potion of poison. You feel more poisoned."

[lemon10]

Goddamn giant spiders. STOP FALLING ON ME, NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Spelunky.

Oh the spiders aren't that bad once you get used to them (run past them, then hit them before they hit the ground, or jump-charge-whip them when they jump at you if you think they aren't to high). But the frogs *shivers* THE GODDAMN FROGS. Always jumping right into your face OH HOW I HATE YOU.

[zakkeh]

Goddamn giant spiders. STOP FALLING ON ME, NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Spelunky.

Oh the spiders aren't that bad once you get used to them (run past them, then hit them before they hit the ground, or jump-charge-whip them when they jump at you if you think they aren't to high). But the frogs *shivers* THE GODDAMN FROGS. Always jumping right into your face OH HOW I HATE YOU.

Oh the frogs aren't that bad once you get used to them (jump on them at an angle or throw rocks). But the yetis *shivers* THE GODDAMN YETIS. Always pulling you out of the air just to slam you into the wall and leave you to fall to the bottom of a deep pit, OH HOW I HATE YOU.

[FuzzyZergling]

Goddamn giant spiders. STOP FALLING ON ME, NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Spelunky.

Oh the spiders aren't that bad once you get used to them (run past them, then hit them before they hit the ground, or jump-charge-whip them when they jump at you if you think they aren't to high). But the frogs *shivers* THE GODDAMN FROGS. Always jumping right into your face OH HOW I HATE YOU.

Oh the frogs aren't that bad once you get used to them (jump on them at an angle or throw rocks). But the yetis *shivers* THE GODDAMN YETIS. Always pulling you out of the air just to slam you into the wall and leave you to fall to the bottom of a deep pit, OH HOW I HATE YOU.

Spiked cleats let you jump on them.

Also, I was actually talking about the giant spider miniboss, not the normal spiders.
I mean, not that those don't kill me regularly as well.

[zakkeh]

Goddamn giant spiders. STOP FALLING ON ME, NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Spelunky.

Oh the spiders aren't that bad once you get used to them (run past them, then hit them before they hit the ground, or jump-charge-whip them when they jump at you if you think they aren't to high). But the frogs *shivers* THE GODDAMN FROGS. Always jumping right into your face OH HOW I HATE YOU.

Oh the frogs aren't that bad once you get used to them (jump on them at an angle or throw rocks). But the yetis *shivers* THE GODDAMN YETIS. Always pulling you out of the air just to slam you into the wall and leave you to fall to the bottom of a deep pit, OH HOW I HATE YOU.

Spiked cleats let you jump on them.

Also, I was actually talking about the giant spider miniboss, not the normal spiders.
I mean, not that those don't kill me regularly as well.

I've never had a problem with the giant spider, if you throw a bomb into it's web it dies. The few times that isn't possible, I just blow a hole in the ground past it

[C4lv1n]

Was near the endgame of the match, we had destroyed all the enemies factories and they were on the run with the MHQ, I was flying high above in an SU-34 after destroying many of those factories. I tab through my weapons to see what I have left, and the total comes up nil. I call up my friends to see if they could get here and blow it up but they're either fighting what's left of the other team in Chernogursk, or out of money to buy anything that will get there in time.

So I roll in and line my plane right up with the MHQ and punch it, SU-34 hits the MHQ at 500kph and we win the game.

What game is this?

Vanilla ARMA II, on the awpaholica server.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I've never had a problem with the giant spider, if you throw a bomb into it's web it dies. The few times that isn't possible, I just blow a hole in the ground past it

I've actually killed one of those in melee combat. Just lure one into a 1-block-tall tunnel and whip it while running away.

[TolyK]

I was testing out the RPG - it "collides" with the barrel  ... *kabbbbbllooooey!*

Lasted 55 waves.

Spoiler: Here's one of my starting guys (click to show/hide)

I did not know this was even possible.

I quickly gave him a BAR.

Eventually brought down by a SS blitz. Decided to end it all with an 11TP Naval battery. Damned SS stood at the top of the map, though, so not many of them were hit with the shells. They did take out an Opel, though.

OMG WHICH GAME???

[Astral]

I was testing out the RPG - it "collides" with the barrel  ... *kabbbbbllooooey!*

/snip/

OMG WHICH GAME???

Mud and Blood 2, I believe. http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83752.0

Last death? Being shot to death, usually one- or two-shot by untrained bandit marksmen. After losing my weapons and a significant portion of my money, I restarted. Three more times, same thing happened.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mount & Blade: With Fire & Sword (AKA: No More Heroes)

[Sowelu]

Why is there suddenly water...

...Wait, what's that splashing noise, maybe I'd better get up on something...
...It's coming closer.  Can't see what it is though.  It's just ripples.  Pretty sure there's nothing under the water there, and if I try to throw something it goes right through.  Well...This is making me really nervous, but my light's about to run out, so I'm going to see if I can lure it way over here, then make a run for--OH DEAR SWEET JESUS NO

(actual spoiler, kind of)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Amnesia

[MirrorIrorriM]

I was just playing space station 13 as an engineer setting up the singularity (a giant black hole engine that WILL explode if you mess up).  I was just about done setting up the containment field when some a-hole turns it on without asking if I was done releasing the blackhole and blowing up half the station.  I die and of course Mr switch-flips-alot goes on a rant about how I "set it up wrong" and the whole server gets mad at me.

[Darvi]

l> Lies    Lies    Lies    Lies >

[Dutchling]

My Dwarfs drowned while digging a diggy hole

[Keita]

Dem barons and their 200 men armies.

And I'd finally trained up a whole army of 30 sword sisters >w<

[Angel Of Death]

My mature fort spiraled into disasterous tantrums after several cavern beasts, most famously the cave crocodile butchered my dwarfs.

About 16 dwarfs went berserk.