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Total Members Voted: 11

[V-Norrec]

See Nirur, I told you there was an army nearby on the Warpath.  Now we at least know we can expect it.  If our luck stinks anyhow.

[CoughDrop]

"Thank you for the information. Do you think there are any goods that your village would be interested in, as we will be settling in just south of here?"

[IronyOwl]

... Calm down Nirur, seriously.  Adil's action to try and gather some local plants hasn't even gone through yet, and there might be an army on the warpath in front of us that the brewer knows about.

Help restrain Mikhail

And while we're at it, if I'm ever in another dungeon crawl, Irony isn't allowed to come (if I'm leading it at least), as she'll throw all caution right out the window and get the entire group killed.

You're just jealous cause you didn't get a boon.

But yes, damn it Mikhail. A good hardboiled loose cannon doesn't piss off the mayor until it intersects with his case.


Also, I think we're settling quite a bit further than "just south" of here.

[Lillipad]

And once again Fire Time saves the day.

I'll go inform the caravan escorts of the goblin raiders, and give them their training drills. The leader told me to stay outside the village for some strange reason, so I might as well chop some trees down for the stockpile while I'm out here.

[V-Norrec]

No, I don't begrudge you your success.  I'm pissed that you are so reckless as to release something so potentially deadly while everyone else in the group is asleep IRL.

[IronyOwl]

Potentially this, potentially that. I suppose you want to hang around for a few days so the human guards can assure us there's no goblins?

Also, unleashed gods generally aren't the "everyone dies, no save" sort of threat. I think the town was in more danger than we were.

[V-Norrec]

And this is why you will never be doing a dungeon crawl with me ever again.  EVER.  You completely take the role-play out of it and are like "Can I survive this potentially stupid action and get a character bonus out of it?"

Oh, and take back my quarterstaff.

[Lillipad]

"Hey Tholtig, want my sword?"

[FuzzyZergling]

I enquire about the health of the town.

Everyone could use a good doctor.
And good doctors are expensive.

[Shade-o]

Pssh, who needs a sword when you can summon up tendrils of darkness?

Tholtig does. Because she can't.

[Lillipad]

Zergling I demand that you squeeze this place of all the dwarf bucks you can.

[IronyOwl]

What? When did I take the roleplay out of it?

"Fine, it's a crummy staff anyway!"

"Um, I guess that'd be nice, but I don't really know how to use it..."

Pssh, who needs a sword when you can summon up tendrils of darkness?

Tholtig does. Because she can't.

[Shade-o]

Kog inquires about the health of the town, and takes care of a number of minor injuries and illnesses. They are quite grateful, and the village as a whole gives you five barrels of salmon.

Everybody ready to leave?

[FuzzyZergling]

I'm all good to go.

Five barrels of salmon.
That's worth 75 dwarfbucks (Humanbucks?).
Darn I'm good.

[CoughDrop]

I'm set.