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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 281196 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #450 on: April 21, 2013, 01:05:50 pm »

The goblins who killed Bronzebanners the first time were from a civ named 'The Wicked Midnight'
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #451 on: April 21, 2013, 04:54:52 pm »

One of the Goblins of the civ I mentioned is called Utes Hatesneaks

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #452 on: April 23, 2013, 05:53:24 pm »

I just had an artifact coffin made called "The Neutralization of Trouble."

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #453 on: April 23, 2013, 06:56:25 pm »

... :o
Post a description. I don't care what this thread is for, we at least need to know what spikes that coffin menaced with.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #454 on: April 23, 2013, 10:53:28 pm »

Unfortunately, it's only decorated with lame granite cabochons. Whatever they are.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #455 on: April 24, 2013, 12:07:37 pm »

I still cant decide what to do with "mysteriouscrater". Nothing really seams worthy.

support the fort by a single support connected to a lever, build a (multiple to be really crazy) z level booze/lignite stockpile, set it on fire and pull the lever
BONUS: After the end of that fort, mod mandrills etc to CAN_TALK, hmm maybe leave the top half of a statue in a safe area in the fort before you blow it all up :)

Back on topic, one of my dorfs children is named Rimbrains, I should check his mental stats..
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #456 on: April 24, 2013, 05:34:07 pm »

Unfortunately, it's only decorated with lame granite cabochons. Whatever they are.
How...neutral.
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« Reply #457 on: April 24, 2013, 08:30:33 pm »

I once got an artifact golden bed whose name included "the scandalous rhythms".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #458 on: April 24, 2013, 09:49:13 pm »

My current fortress is named Daggersnots, and the titled achieved by my first militia commander in the midst of a berserk, dwarf-murdering frenzy was "The Complexity of Humor." I guess we just didn't "get her," man, and that's what drove her to murder.
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« Reply #459 on: April 25, 2013, 12:03:06 pm »

Present fort is called "Necrobodice". Too bad I only play .31, it would have been amusing to make an zombie/vampire "boudoir" to honor that.

It would also give me an excuse not to be bored to tears with the fort now. I should probably start work on a megaproject or something.
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« Reply #460 on: May 11, 2013, 11:17:27 am »

Circledperplex the Balls of Bleeding, a adamantine low boot
If it had been a high boot, might it have had a different name I wonder
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« Reply #461 on: May 11, 2013, 02:34:16 pm »

The name of my last fortress was Trampledsack. One dwarf singlehandedly killed a Hill Titan, yet I lost most of the fortress to a single goblin siege. (I hadn't figured out trading to get an anvil to start smithing stuff yet. I'm new).
My current fortress: Boweltreaty. Ew.
Also, Ad the Honorable Boulder is a god.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #462 on: May 11, 2013, 03:45:30 pm »

The parent civ of my current fortress is called "The Doors of War." Pretty damn badass. Too bad the doors of war seem to be designed to only let things into the fortress.

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« Reply #463 on: May 11, 2013, 05:06:18 pm »

The Fondled Scourge, I cannot fathom who would want to fondle those pointy eared green bastards.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #464 on: May 11, 2013, 05:29:08 pm »

I'm thinking that maybe an escaped demon would 'fondle' a few of them with a big sword until the rest followed him unquestioningly.
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