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[wrytalin]

Midway through the first year of my second most recent fortress, I got a slew of Kobold would-be thieves who didn't manage to steal anything, revealing the kobold civilization to my fort.

Its name is Peengas

[Mr Space Cat]

Midway through the first year of my second most recent fortress, I got a slew of Kobold would-be thieves who didn't manage to steal anything, revealing the kobold civilization to my fort.

Its name is Peengas

Kobolds snooping as usual, I see.

[Nyxalinth]

after a six month hiatus, I started a new fort today.  It's called "Sackrooter"

[Aviator CJ]

A moody armorer just made me an iron helm, called "Rimfell the Doctrine of Blinding." With a name like that, I have to wonder if it was made a bit too big for dorfkind - will the rim fall, covering the eyes of the wearer?

[Grey Goo]

A moody armorer just made me an iron helm, called "Rimfell the Doctrine of Blinding." With a name like that, I have to wonder if it was made a bit too big for dorfkind - will the rim fall, covering the eyes of the wearer?

Or perhaps its those menacing spikes poking someones eyes out?..

[Hetairos]

An FB which has just wandered into the caverns is called Fiva Fiva Cuthabe, translated by the game to Fiva the Juice of Depths.

"Oh no! It's Juice the Juice!"

[kero42]

Like the last one I posted, not really hilarious, but astonishingly appropriate. I had came cross an old post for Mephs golems in the spellbook thread, and decided to give it a try. After arranging my embark to have the necessary resources to test whether I had modified the raws properly, I went to name my fortress. I randomly genned names til one gave me pause. "MuteIrons". Considering the description of golems:

(A big iron construct provided by the mountain homes. It resembles a humanoid with thick muscles and broad shoulders made entirely from iron. The eyes glow faintly red. It never speaks or even utters any sound. A valiant defender to guard against the vile forces of darkness.)

As the only reason for the fort was to test the golems, I deemed it appropriate and kept that name. The test went alright, I successfully turned my predetermined dwarf into a golem, but I was unable to turn it into a war golem and I'm not sure whether it would be any good in combat as a normal one. At least I know the raws were all posted in the right place.

[McDonald]

I had an elf called Nine Containedcobras. Almost makes sense!
Also: Wadeyell, a fort. Is that a reference to markiplier?

[zubb2]

Baldur the Perfect Baby a dwarven god.

On a side note has anyone ever thought "why are my miners not mining" only to remember they were all just killed while charging a cave crocodile and
then falling off a cliff.

[Langolier]

Meh it's not random and therefore less funny, but apparently I modded some of the possible book titles a while back and forgot that I did so. I was briefly baffled when looking through legends mode I found titles such as "Death 2: Electric Boogaloo".

[Nyxalinth]

The Swamp of Wetting.  Well, duh.  What's next, the Desert of Dessicating?

A god by the name of Vurmum the Butters of Satin.  I misread it at first as 'Butters of Satan'.

ETA:

Human Civ called The Union of Fondling  and Elven Civ called the Bride of Enjoying...

[LMeire]

Not sure if it counts, but my latest Orc Fortress started with the name "IntenseProfanity". I like to think that that's just what my captured raiders say when the interrogator demands to know who sent them.

[Roostre]

Last night my adventurer was given a quest to kill "Paddletamed the Sensual Lion."

It was a jaguar.

[SavageDwarf]

One of my clothiers made a pigtail thong called "The Hot Artifact"... Dirty mind.

[PDF urist master]

i have a speardwarf named "the blunt whip".

apparently dwarf fortress wants him to be a lasher.