Best alternate history ever.
I guess I'll just post this here too.
I counter with even more horse crusading.
And now... since i said yesterday that i will talk about the sonic comic books...
Sonic the hedgehog comic book insanity ho!
You know that there is a sonic the hedgehog comic book series?
Well it's still ongoing!
But i'm going to talk only about the Penders era... Penders was... interesting you see (and i didn't read more anyway).
Early sonic comics had a content problem. The games were far between and more often than not they didn't have all that much story to them anyway so the writers had to write their own stories.
And so the early/mid era sonic the hedgehog comics were the wild west for any aspiring writers like Penders... who liked to add some Bible quotes here and there...
Naturally most of the early writing was simple slapstick insanity...
And accidental racism (well not quite but still funny if you think about it).
And finally we have completely out of place sexualization of the female lead (who is literally a goddamn chipmunk).
Just look what the artists were doing to the poor girl.
Initial look (fanart but i didn't feel like sifting through google images for too long).
What has science done?
Oh and looks like SEGA made FNaF before FNaF.
And finally...
The artist was supposedly fired for making this cover art.
I'm inclined to believed he did it on purpose so he can stop drawing sonic.