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Bohandas

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83100 on: August 14, 2015, 10:32:15 am »

The cap for one of my usb flash drives just disappeared last night. I've checked every place where it could reasonably have fallen as well as an increasing number of unreasonable places with no luck.

It jist turned up somewhere where I'd already looked several times.
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« Reply #83101 on: August 14, 2015, 11:27:57 am »

The President of Finland is going to visit my high school on Monday. We even got to write out a few questions to ask him. Apparently he doesn't have plans to visit any other schools as of yet. Why is Sauli carpin' Niinistö going to visit such a small school in such a small town? I'm not a huge fan of him, so I'm pretty indifferent about the visit itself, but it just seems weird.
Dude has the hots for one of your teachers. Or perhaps the principal. Or even a janitor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83102 on: August 14, 2015, 11:57:44 am »

The President of Finland is going to visit my high school on Monday. We even got to write out a few questions to ask him. Apparently he doesn't have plans to visit any other schools as of yet. Why is Sauli carpin' Niinistö going to visit such a small school in such a small town? I'm not a huge fan of him, so I'm pretty indifferent about the visit itself, but it just seems weird.

Probably plans to use it as a test run

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Why would being on Bay12 get you on a watchlist?

We seem to have a greater than usual concentration of hippies, communists, anarchists, disenfranchised weirdoes with axes to grind, general malcontents, and members of cults.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83103 on: August 14, 2015, 12:04:14 pm »

And the rest just come here for the racial genocide, war, pyschological torture and random violence (upper boards).
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« Reply #83104 on: August 14, 2015, 12:07:24 pm »

B-but I just wanna start a band called Johnny Urist and the Goblins to bring rock 'n' roll to [INSERT WORLDNAME HERE]. ;_;
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83105 on: August 14, 2015, 12:11:09 pm »

Much facepalm to the MCF mods.  I mention this very thread and get slapped for profanity.  It's an ABBREVIATION.  I mean, SERIOUSLY.  They even ban self-censorship of profanity, and that is INCREDIBLY stupid, in my opinion.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83106 on: August 14, 2015, 12:23:11 pm »

Well, if it's trying to be kid-friendly I can understand.
Most of those little shits have the foulest goddamn mouths going as it is, we don't need to give them any more fucking encouragement! 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83107 on: August 14, 2015, 12:24:14 pm »

Dude has the hots for one of your teachers. Or perhaps the principal. Or even a janitor.
That would be interesting, but a little bird told me his wife Jenni Haukio might be coming too. Threesome, mayhaps?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83108 on: August 14, 2015, 12:31:37 pm »

The Queen visited my school once, and I am fairly certain it was not because she had the hots for any of the staff...
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« Reply #83109 on: August 14, 2015, 12:39:00 pm »

Are you kidding? The Royal Orgies are as frequent as they are secretive.
Not to mention wild.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83110 on: August 14, 2015, 12:40:32 pm »

The official title is the Royal Bonefest, actually.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83111 on: August 14, 2015, 12:41:09 pm »

They even ban self-censorship of profanity, and that is INCREDIBLY stupid, in my opinion.
The only thing stupid about banning self-censorship of profanity (assuming the goal is stopping or removing profanity on the forum, anyway) is the people that believe that "self-censorship" of profanity is actually censorship. F*ck is not censoring. Neither is F*($. Neither is #*($, though that's more a variable than explicit. The list just kind of goes on. That sort of vulgarity masking is a complete joke.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83112 on: August 14, 2015, 12:44:44 pm »

WTF for today: Firefox actually cares about capitalizing 'Chan' when typing something like Gadolinium-chan. I didn't know I downloaded a Japanese formal nouns grammar database.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83113 on: August 14, 2015, 12:45:50 pm »

To me, the WTF is with censoring profanity in the first place.  It does not work, and does not make profanity go away. It's as effective as sweeping dirt under area rugs is at housekeeping.

"We dont like people using the word 'faggot', because it is an offensive slur against gay people!"

(reaction from lay populace: Make the word "Gay" have those connotations instead, as in "Jeeze, that is SO GAY.")

"We dont like it that people have started using the word 'Gay' in a derogatory fashion!..."

Rinse, repeat, put on spin cycle, then repeat some more. The very idea of censorship is to put up false fronts to hide oneself from an unpleasant reality. It does nobody any real good to live in a fantasy. If you take exception to the behavior of the lay public, then actually encourage change in the behaviorisms of the lay public-- the toolkit to do that, DOES NOT INCLUDE CENSORSHIP.

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« Reply #83114 on: August 14, 2015, 01:15:40 pm »

Meh, I don't approve of automated silencing on top of automated profanity censorship.
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