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[Yoink]

My mom wants me to take tattoos and stuff from work to keep them in case they become valuable some day.

... maybe inform her that not being fired for stealing is also something that will be valuable in the future?

Leftover tattoos/stickers/whatever can be taken without anyone caring, so long as the job is out. The overrun just ends up in the garbage anyways.

Makes sense to me.
Stack them in your bunker next to the tins of beans and bullets, and then once the apocalypse comes and goes you'll still get to be fabulous~

[Skyrunner]

Spoiler: things that happened on a bus (click to show/hide)

Some guy got on a bus and asked the driver if they go to X place, *after* tapping the card. He says no. Suddenly he's dropped the polite tone and says "Then you should have fucking told me you SOB" even though he said 'just tap the card again and transfer to the bus you want'. Made more dumb by the fact that bus routes are publicly posted on every bus stop, plus any app would have told you the right bus to get on. I felt sorry for his daughter who was frantically tugging at his sleeve to get off the bus.

His final words were "Open the door!" before getting off the bus.

Anger management issues much?

[Tawa]

...Hm. Not somebody I expected to see on the Moderation Log. What happened?

[Orange Wizard]

Probably just an argument that got out of hand. It happens.

[Neonivek]

A lot of the suicide culture of Ancient Japan kind of makes me wonder...

Since after hearing a lot about it, it seems less suicide and more "execution".

[SOLDIER First]

...Hm. Not somebody I expected to see on the Moderation Log. What happened?

Smurf took things a little bit out of hand at one point.

[IcyTea31]

The President of Finland is going to visit my high school on Monday. We even got to write out a few questions to ask him. Apparently he doesn't have plans to visit any other schools as of yet. Why is Sauli carpin' Niinistö going to visit such a small school in such a small town? I'm not a huge fan of him, so I'm pretty indifferent about the visit itself, but it just seems weird.

[SOLDIER First]

Prepare the assassination

[Orange Wizard]

Now I want a movie about some school out in the sticks planning to assassinate the president.

[MonkeyHead]

Prepare the assassination

... aaaaand now you are probably on another watch list. Nice Job.

[SOLDIER First]

"Another"
...wait, another?

[MonkeyHead]

"Another"
...wait, another?

Running forum joke about how B12 probably gets you on a watch list. Not that funny, now I think about it.

[hops]

You know. I actually thought Finland has a King. I must be thinking of Sweden.

[Emma]

"Another"
...wait, another?

Running forum joke about how B12 probably gets you on a watch list. Not that funny, now I think about it.

Why would being on Bay12 get you on a watchlist?

[SOLDIER First]

Mermaid bones are valuable.