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[Bauglir]

Traumatic insemination is when the male punctures the female's abdomen with his penis, creating an open wound in which sperm is deposited. Ducks are horrifying little shits, but they aren't that bad.

[hops]

It's less that rape doesn't exist in nature and more as in the fact that it cannot exist due to there being no distinction between consensual and nonconsensual in basic creatures, just like darkness (as in the concept, not the lack of photons) cannot exist without light.

I understand that, but still I find it interesting that this creature already painted by the public as being innocent and obedient has some of the more vicious tendencies of nature. Even when it has the intelligence to note that humans and dolphins are not in any way similar.

Also, this.

Dolphins just get the handwave because they're "natural" and we aren't. So if a dolphin does something good, then it means they're better than humans. If they do something evil, it's impossible because they are animals and cannot have a concept of morality.

Double standard is nice.

[Frumple]

So are several species of duck, if I remember right.

Maybe? From what I recall the ducks are "just" violently coercive. The bedbugs and their ilk take it to another level. And ninja'd by baug, yeah, but already typed so whatever.

[Sergarr]

I think I've overdosed on bad fanfics (mostly CED) because they don't appear to bother me with their badness any longer. This is most troublesome.

[Tawa]

I think I've overdosed on bad fanfics (mostly CED) because they don't appear to bother me with their badness any longer. This is most troublesome.

CED?

[alway]

It's less that rape doesn't exist in nature and more as in the fact that it cannot exist due to there being no distinction between consensual and nonconsensual in basic creatures, just like darkness (as in the concept, not the lack of photons) cannot exist without light.

I understand that, but still I find it interesting that this creature already painted by the public as being innocent and obedient has some of the more vicious tendencies of nature. Even when it has the intelligence to note that humans and dolphins are not in any way similar.

Also, this.

Then there's seals. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins
They don't even bother with whether it's a mammal.

[Gunner-Chan]

I was looking around, and apparently in an even more drunk than usual haze, it looks like me and olga made ourselves and our housemate Eva in Artificial Academy 2.

This seems to be a reoccurring theme with late night boredom around here.

[Rolan7]

Your (plural) drunk escapades are marginally better than my own.  I mean that as a compliment.

[Eric Blank]

Re: animal rapists. bees and wasps have modified the ovipositor (egg laying organ) of females and some secretory gland of some sort into a weapon which they use to violently impale you and cause intense pain by injecting their horrible excretions. Bees, in fact, cannot dislodge said ovipositor and thus when they try to detach from you, they end up ripping their rear end off and leaving all their guts behind (which, logically, kills them) Including the venom gland, still hard at work murdering the target.
Parasitic wasps take it one step further. They often either lay eggs on, or inside of, another creature with the help of the ovipositor. Which may or may not be intended to live until the wasp larvae eat it. They are even more terrifying.

The more you read into it, the scarier the natural world gets. God must have spent five out of six days drunk and angry at someone and spent the seventh passed out.

[Owlga]

We decided to have fun with our drunk happenings. And ran AA2 for 3 days after adding some touhou characters, ourselves and 3 random dudes we made to the class.

Highlights! Though Gunner chan says I should spoil this just in case. Warning may contain mild lewdness!

Spoiler: What happened! (click to show/hide)

We started off by picking one of the random guys, to do more observing than interacting. Gunner-chan however insists on trying to get him to interact with me and herself, though neither of us seem to care much for Otaku wolfboys attempts at being smooth. Eva beats the shit out of him for trying to talk to Gunner-chan at one point, amazing.

Hatate-tan immediately got abused and bullied, I think no fewer than 3 of the students bullied her, two of which consider her "their" victim. Also one of the random guys seemed to be forcing himself on her till Orin interrupted it.

I proceeded to pretty much blow off everyone besides Gunner-chan and Eva, as is usual. So I decided we should control me for the second day so hopefully I get SOME sorta interactions going besides them.

... Did not work! While I act like myself as usual, people seem chronically disinterested in me in AA2, which matches up with my school life but not my post school life. How weird. Well.. Besides the fallout of me seeing that same guy abusing Hatate-tan again which ends with a unanimous "Fuck it" and spending a little time together, right up until Orin comes into the room and shouts "HEY EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THIS"

Wow. Just... Wow you damn cat.

Near the end of day 2 I spot Gunner-chan beating up one of the random guys. I wonder what happened there... Luckily it's just a game so he survives instead of losing his jaw and getting beaten with it or something horrific like that.

Eva asks Gunner-chan on a date as we find out later when we control Rozy on the third day. Gunner-chan proceeds to skip class with Hatate-tan by playing videogames with her on the roof, skips another class by "Occupying" one of the male students in the shower. And then walks home with me. We also find out she's insanely popular, nearly everyone in the school has a crush on her regardless of gender or other partners. She abuses this by convincing everyone to give me a bit more of a chance, and telling Hatate-tans bullies to leave her fundoshi waifu alone.

It was certainly entertaining.

Also on topic, yes. Dolphins are animal rapists, and one of the VERY FEW that count because they actually have recreational sex, they comprehend it. They likely know on some level what they're doing is wrong but dolphin don't care.

It's all about that wiggly slimy underwater ass.

[Gunner-Chan]

Why is this in the what the fuck thread though?

[Sergarr]

I think I've overdosed on bad fanfics (mostly CED) because they don't appear to bother me with their badness any longer. This is most troublesome.

CED?

Chunin Exam Day. It's pretty woah as far as fanfiction goes.

[Dutrius]

Parasitic wasps take it one step further. They often either lay eggs on, or inside of, another creature with the help of the ovipositor. Which may or may not be intended to live until the wasp larvae eat it. They are even more terrifying.

Yeah, the Ichnumen Wasps. Those tiny things that made Charles Darwin lose his faith in god, or at least contributed to it.
There's a quote around here somewhere...

Ah, here it is.

"I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars."

[NJW2000]

This, on the other hand, totally supports the existence of the almighty Armok.

[LordSlowpoke]

(any cultist chiming in with "use Linux" or "buy a mac" will gain my absoulute hatred until the end of time.)

install gentoo

* LordSlowpoke puts down some hate collectors