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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I've been reading up on dolphin rape cases.

Should I be scared to ever go in deep water?

Only if the dolphins get horny and you're stuck with them.
It's like the knowledge that birds think that you stroking their backs is foreplay, if I remember correctly.

[Frumple]

Dunno what you wat for, tawa. Dolphins are the bastards of the sea. And presumably any rivers the little monsters manage to get into.

[Lord Shonus]

Windows 10 will not install on my desktop. My shitty laptop? Fine, just spend an hour downloading it, and I'm done in 15 minutes or so. Desktop? Installer crashes just before the actual install starts, then crashes again immediately after redownloading everything (I'm currently downloading for the fourth time), and no telling if it's going to work this time.



(any cultist chiming in with "use Linux" or "buy a mac" will gain my absoulute hatred until the end of time.)

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

That's what I'm using. If this fails I'll try making an ISO instead (going to a faster internet location to download, because I think my relatively slow speed might be causing corruption), but it is still pissing me off.

[Tawa]

Dunno what you wat for, tawa. Dolphins are the bastards of the sea. And presumably any rivers the little monsters manage to get into.

* Tawarochir googles "dolphin rape"

I... had no idea... D:

[Rolan7]

Were you really unaware of dolphin rape?  Sorry but it's a thing.
As creatures become sentient they inevitably invent nonconsensual sex.
Heck that's one reason I worship nature, basic creatures don't premeditate to the extent sentient ones do.

[Frumple]

... are you aware of bedbugs, rol, and similar such critters? Sentience has little to do with it.

[hops]

It's less that rape doesn't exist in nature and more as in the fact that it cannot exist due to there being no distinction between consensual and nonconsensual in basic creatures, just like darkness (as in the concept, not the lack of photons) cannot exist without light.

[Rubidium]

Here's yet ANOTHER thing that made me go "What the?" today.
I searched up "Browser crash" on Google, and guess what!? The browser crashed! What a coincidence!
I had to open up the browser again. This made me shocked and go like "What the?" today.

[Rolan7]

... are you aware of bedbugs, rol, and similar such critters? Sentiences has little to do with it.

I'd uh call bedbugs my second trigger.  Due to suffering under them for far too long.  And I sure don't use "trigger" lightly.
But they're just simple automatons doing what they evolved to do.  They don't know what they're doing.  I don't blame them.
First trigger is "father"

[Rubidium]

... are you aware of bedbugs, rol, and similar such critters? Sentience has little to do with it.

No. I don't get bedbugs.

[Rolan7]

You get them from a single unlucky motel trip.  They slip into your luggage, and ruin your FUCKING LIFE for a few months.  If you get rid of them at all it's because you moved all your possessions away from every wall and had a professional come in to spray while you stayed somewhere else.

I got them from a fucking funeral trip, just what I needed right?

Edit: When I say "for a few months" I mean you do whatever it takes to move.  Finances be damned.  In my case the cleansing didn't work but fortunately I was gone.  My roommate...  It was sad to watch.

[Calidovi]

It's less that rape doesn't exist in nature and more as in the fact that it cannot exist due to there being no distinction between consensual and nonconsensual in basic creatures, just like darkness (as in the concept, not the lack of photons) cannot exist without light.

I understand that, but still I find it interesting that this creature already painted by the public as being innocent and obedient has some of the more vicious tendencies of nature. Even when it has the intelligence to note that humans and dolphins are not in any way similar.

Also, this.

[Frumple]

No. I don't get bedbugs.

Well, rub, their shtick relative to the discussion in question is that they're one (of a fair number) of the species in nature that reproduces by what is cheerfully termed "Traumatic insemination". They're one of the things I reference when discussing the (im)possibility of a kind and loving creator entity.

[Neyvn]

Youtube... WTF over the last month you have been making me watch less and less buffered vids even down to fucking 240p!
AND ON A 3MIN VIDEO!!!
No other website has been loading shitty but you youtube. So why are you saying its not you...

[Baffler]

No. I don't get bedbugs.

Well, rub, their shtick relative to the discussion in question is that they're one (of a fair number) of the species in nature that reproduces by what is cheerfully termed "Traumatic insemination". They're one of the things I reference when discussing the (im)possibility of a kind and loving creator entity.

So are several species of duck, if I remember right.