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[scrdest]

Anywho. We've a ghost in the office, it seems. So far, it's thrown a box out of a cubby, chucked a screw at me, and knocked my tablet from a table to the floor. We're located in a basement, so there's no room for things to shake or shudder enough to drop equipment, and the screw took its leap from the center of the room or so, based on trajectory. Now, I won't dither about the reality of ghosts, making my first quip a touch tongue-in-cheek, but y'know, things are moving on their own. Maybe something else hates tech support as much as we do. :U

Oooh. Spooky. A common "sign" of ghosts, aside from random shit getting flung around, is an unnaturally cold feeling in the room, or the feeling of being watched or not being alone.

I say "sign" because obvs ghosts and shit aren't exactly a proven scientific phenomenon.

Well, not quite, for either side. There's a bunch of really cool psychoacoustic effects implicated in ghost sightings, mostly infrasounds 2spooki-ing people's brains. And as an added bonus, things that naturally produce 'em are such naturally spoopy things as great big church organs and old houses.

[Karnewarrior]

Anywho. We've a ghost in the office, it seems. So far, it's thrown a box out of a cubby, chucked a screw at me, and knocked my tablet from a table to the floor. We're located in a basement, so there's no room for things to shake or shudder enough to drop equipment, and the screw took its leap from the center of the room or so, based on trajectory. Now, I won't dither about the reality of ghosts, making my first quip a touch tongue-in-cheek, but y'know, things are moving on their own. Maybe something else hates tech support as much as we do. :U

Oooh. Spooky. A common "sign" of ghosts, aside from random shit getting flung around, is an unnaturally cold feeling in the room, or the feeling of being watched or not being alone.

I say "sign" because obvs ghosts and shit aren't exactly a proven scientific phenomenon.

Well, not quite, for either side. There's a bunch of really cool psychoacoustic effects implicated in ghost sightings, mostly infrasounds 2spooki-ing people's brains. And as an added bonus, things that naturally produce 'em are such naturally spoopy things as great big church organs and old houses.

Don't forget naturally entertaining things like gaslighting stoned teens and monster hunters.

[Arx]

Schönberg is properly weird. As is the fact that I was listening to a German translation of a French collection of poems, and mentally translating into English.

And the singer's voice was... odd.

[TheBiggerFish]

Schönberg is properly weird. As is the fact that I was listening to a German translation of a French collection of poems, and mentally translating into English.

And the singer's voice was... odd.

Yup, that nets you one secondhand WTF from me.

[BlackFlyme]

One-man protest outside some sort of place of worship. I don't know what religion. There's a sign that says "THERE IS ONLY JESUS".

I think he fell asleep in his chair. Or someone hit him upside the head. He's slumped over, head resting on the sign.

[Gunner-Chan]

If you inside a squid it's said that you can't be made to squid again without some real effort. Then you have to take them home and tell them everything is gonna be okay.

We should all strive to be that successful.

[IcyTea31]

I wish I was successful enough to parse that sentence correctly. I have no idea what it means to 'inside a squid'.

[LordSlowpoke]

well obviously you haven't inside a squid and that's a barrier towards the understanding of the sentence and various meandering meanings found within

[Orange Wizard]

LSP is a master of meandering meanings, you see.

[LordSlowpoke]

i might be a master of many things but i still don't know why my sink 370d the fuck out of here

[Frumple]

Clearly it went on a squid run with your refrigerator.

[Calidovi]

Inside a squid, or inside a ki- no, never mind.

[Gunner-Chan]

Inside a squid, or inside a ki- no, never mind.

Sometimes you just gotta.



Warning may create squiddling horrors.

[Sirus]

Is that thing a...pet? Baby? I can't tell if it's being offered as a gift or what 

[Descan]

I don't know but I want one.