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[Yoink]

Also, I found my Pathfinder book, huzzah! (wrong thread) somehow I had forgotten it was in my room.  Of course I never do anything but sleep in there anyway, so it's probably as likely a place to lose something as anywhere else.

Whoah man, I just found my Pathfinder book that I'd been looking for too, in my old bedroom. O.o

[hops]

Oh god, you sound like a cheap porno. And I want in.

Cheap porno is best porno

[Redzephyr01]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[Graknorke]

Oh god, you sound like a cheap porno. And I want in.

Cheap porno is best porno

This is actually true though. High production value stuff is all the same, like with films or vidyagames. Gotta make what you know will sell.

[hops]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

That's both depressing and hilarious.

[BlackFlyme]

So BlackFlyme works all day in a dark concrete room with the words "I cut things" crudely carved in the walls everywhere and a massive supply of cutting implements of all kinds, ranging from the low tech butcher's knife to the high tech "Automated Post-it note cutter". 

Everything is organized perfectly, obsessively even.  With a box on the side of the room labeled "to Cut" and a box on the other side of the room labeled "Cut", both boxes are otherwise indistinguishable with a strange rust colored substance leaking through the cracks of each box.

...That's my headcanon anyway.  Fits well with the avatar.

Not too far off, actually. I even have a butcher's knife that I need for some jobs. Though at this point it has been re-sharpened so many times that it's now a very sad looking knife, covered in knicks and warped in some places.

But instead of a "To Cut" box, it's a rusted cart where the things I am to cut are lazily thrown on, and I occasionally have to organize it before I can start the job. There's usually also leftover scraps or overruns sitting on the bottom shelf of the cart.

It's just a shame that my guillotine isn't the medieval kind. It would make the job more interesting.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Worldmaster27]

You could also probably get raises and/or promotions faster with it.

[Flying Dice]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

That's both depressing and hilarious.

Have a link.

[Spehss _]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

That's both depressing and hilarious.

Have a link.

I got a good one from that.

[Lord Shonus]

I prefer The Nietzche Family Circus, personally. Even though I particularly like neither Nietzche or the Family Circus.

[Kamin]

So BlackFlyme works all day in a dark concrete room with the words "I cut things" crudely carved in the walls everywhere and a massive supply of cutting implements of all kinds, ranging from the low tech butcher's knife to the high tech "Automated Post-it note cutter". 

Everything is organized perfectly, obsessively even.  With a box on the side of the room labeled "to Cut" and a box on the other side of the room labeled "Cut", both boxes are otherwise indistinguishable with a strange rust colored substance leaking through the cracks of each box.

...That's my headcanon anyway.  Fits well with the avatar.

Not too far off, actually. I even have a butcher's knife that I need for some jobs. Though at this point it has been re-sharpened so many times that it's now a very sad looking knife, covered in knicks and warped in some places.

But instead of a "To Cut" box, it's a rusted cart where the things I am to cut are lazily thrown on, and I occasionally have to organize it before I can start the job. There's usually also leftover scraps or overruns sitting on the bottom shelf of the cart.

It's just a shame that my guillotine isn't the medieval kind. It would make the job more interesting.

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Come the Apocalypse, BlackFlyme is gonna do just fine.

[hops]

I can't help but notice this errant picture of a dick on my friend's laptop.
I'll just assume that someone trolled him and put it on there because nobody can be /that/ careless.

[Steelmagic]

Wow, whoever put that there is a real cock.

[hops]

Wow, whoever put that there is a real cock.

[Steelmagic]

I hope that ain't a cucco like in Legend of Zelda.