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[Comrade P.]

* Comrade P. lights a cigar

* Comrade P. throws burning lighter to the oil puddle

‼Bandwagon‼

[Darvi]

Don't you mean ‼Bandwagon‼?

[Yoink]

* Yoink dies happy, a burrito cradled lovingly in his arms as he's engulfed by flames.

[Comrade P.]

Don't you mean ‼Bandwagon‼?

Naturally.

[hops]

Oh wait... we were supposed to save that for Yoink's fune- I guess it's a funeral now :V

[Greiger]

I think the last few posts sums up the Bay12Games lower boards pretty much perfectly.

[Worldmaster27]

Burning bandwagons full of burritos on a Venezuelan oil platform? Yeah.

[Sergarr]

Venezuela's body isn't ready.

[Flying Dice]

How? Venezuela's already all oiled up.

[Helgoland]

Oh god, you sound like a cheap porno. And I want in.

[BlackFlyme]

I have never cut anything as large as the sticky note pads I had cut today.

A single pad was almost too big to fit in the machine to get cut. You could write a small novel with the pages of just one pad.

The poor guillotine could barely cut through. It wouldn't even cut all the way through some times, and was obviously struggling as the blade came down. I didn't even know it was possible to get a "cutting time out" error, but I got it a few times because it was taking too long for the blade to hit the base.

It probably didn't help that the glue from the pads kept gumming up the blade.

[Tawa]

I have never cut anything as large as the sticky note pads I had cut today.

A single pad was almost too big to fit in the machine to get cut. You could write a small novel with the pages of just one pad.

The poor guillotine could barely cut through. It wouldn't even cut all the way through some times, and was obviously struggling as the blade came down. I didn't even know it was possible to get a "cutting time out" error, but I got it a few times because it was taking too long for the blade to hit the base.

It probably didn't help that the glue from the pads kept gumming up the blade.

Why... why were you cutting up sticky pads?

With a sticky pad cutting machine? Why do you even have a sticky pad cutting machine?

[Karkov]

Mass produce large sticky note sheets, cut them into smaller sheets, no need to manufacture tiny squares of stuff that'd probably take more time and materials than mass producing large sheets.

Also, I found my Pathfinder book, huzzah! (wrong thread) somehow I had forgotten it was in my room.  Of course I never do anything but sleep in there anyway, so it's probably as likely a place to lose something as anywhere else.

[BlackFlyme]

Why... why were you cutting up sticky pads?

With a sticky pad cutting machine? Why do you even have a sticky pad cutting machine?

E: ^ What Karkov said.

Because it's my job. Not specifically sticky pads though, I cut other things as well.

They are all printed out as several pads on a large sheet that need to be individually cut out.

[Greiger]

So BlackFlyme works all day in a dark concrete room with the words "I cut things" crudely carved in the walls everywhere and a massive supply of cutting implements of all kinds, ranging from the low tech butcher's knife to the high tech "Automated Post-it note cutter". 

Everything is organized perfectly, obsessively even.  With a box on the side of the room labeled "to Cut" and a box on the other side of the room labeled "Cut", both boxes are otherwise indistinguishable with a strange rust colored substance leaking through the cracks of each box.

...That's my headcanon anyway.  Fits well with the avatar.