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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44820 on: February 27, 2014, 11:15:44 am »

Doesn't Google already have automated cars?
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« Reply #44821 on: February 27, 2014, 11:16:27 am »

Seriously? That guy believes we'll get completely autonomous cars in eight years? People have made the same predictions in the 1980s, and we really haven't advanced that much in the autonomous cars direction since the 1980s.
Um, the last 4 years or so has been a rather huge leap forward in terms of self-driving cars.


I think we'll get commercial self driving cars in 10 years or less. We won't kick humans out of the driver's seat completely for another generation or two though.
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« Reply #44822 on: February 27, 2014, 11:18:29 am »

The article isn't even about Google.  It's about Tesla, which has no autonomous car technology right now.  And we won't have utopia because of them either.

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« Reply #44823 on: February 27, 2014, 11:31:26 am »

Doesn't Google already have automated cars?
Yes. Ones that only work on very specific tracks that some people are going 'nonononononono STAHP, you're GOING TOO FAST. We have statistics to prove it! (no, not stats about automated cars at this speed. Stats about human cars that are totally relevant and not just because we don't like the idea of robot cars') about last I'd heard, where 'too fast' was less than 20mph.
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« Reply #44824 on: February 27, 2014, 12:12:08 pm »

Where do automated cars come from? Well Billy, sometimes two cars park very close together in the garage, and if they love each other very much, the autos mate and make a Smart Car!

*Intermittent car alarms going off throughout the night, across the city*
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« Reply #44825 on: February 27, 2014, 12:42:11 pm »

Seriously? That guy believes we'll get completely autonomous cars in eight years? People have made the same predictions in the 1980s, and we really haven't advanced that much in the autonomous cars direction since the 1980s.
http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/news/press-releases/2014/january/mfc-013014-us-army-lm-complete-advanced-autonomous.html
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2014/01/driverless/

Edit: Also cargo ships. http://www.wired.com/business/2014/02/drone-cargo-ships-will-make-real-world-work-just-like-internet/
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« Reply #44826 on: February 27, 2014, 12:46:25 pm »

I could see cargo ships, because (1) they already have a very small crew now compared to the size of the ship, (2) there's less to hit and more space at sea, (3) planes already do an autopilot thing and ships should be similar, and (4) who cares about cargo ships crashing I mean seriously does it mean you have to wait another couple weeks for your shitty Reeboks?
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« Reply #44827 on: February 27, 2014, 12:54:54 pm »

Yes, the reason why some ships, planes, and spacecraft have auto-pilot features is that they don't have a lot of things to collide into.   

Still, the article is from Morgan Stanley saying that Tesla, which does not have any autonomous car technology, is going to bring about Utopia in about a decade.
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« Reply #44828 on: February 27, 2014, 01:01:17 pm »

Windows, stop calling Steam Games 'apps'.

It's not making you 'hip' or 'cool'.
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« Reply #44829 on: February 27, 2014, 01:04:24 pm »

Windows, stop calling Steam Games 'apps'.

It's not making you 'hip' or 'cool'.
But it is making Win8 more annoying and tablety, which is probably the point.
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« Reply #44830 on: February 27, 2014, 01:15:44 pm »

On autonomous cars there's actually a lot of real development going into semi-autonomous cars already (i.e. require the driver to still hold the wheel, but do most of the driving themselves). A couple of car companies have already started doing highway tests, and from the looks of it currently Volvo is planning on doing a joint project with the Swedish government that should result in 100 autonomous cars driving their roads by 2017.

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http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/news/industry/toyotas-semi-autonomous-cars-hit-the-real-road-16024804
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/news/auto-blog/Volvo-announces-autonomous-car-program-16230364
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« Reply #44831 on: February 27, 2014, 01:21:07 pm »

Pop Mech has been running articles about autonomous cars since like 1902.
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« Reply #44832 on: February 27, 2014, 01:31:07 pm »

Course the difference is that now there are actual working prototypes doing tests on normal streets and highways that are still serving their function at the time (as opposed to being blocked off specifically for the test). Still not saying that it's gonna happen too soon, but it's certainly a big step from "only works on our specialized tracks and only if our car is the only type of car on the road".
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« Reply #44833 on: February 27, 2014, 01:34:58 pm »

The one thing I'm not sure self-driving cars will accomplish anytime soon is defensive driving. Sure, they can obey all the rules of the road just fine, but can they deal with a car swerving in front of them? Honest question.
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« Reply #44834 on: February 27, 2014, 01:41:35 pm »

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