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[Lagslayer]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

Google Searching for Time Pope was highly disappointing.

I am also disappointed.

[itisnotlogical]

I saw the new Robocop and it didn't disappoint me at all... What have movies come to? If there ever is a Blade Runner remake as good as this one, I don't know what I'd do with myself.

[miauw62]

So on Valentine's day you can buy a little card at my school write something on it and a name and then give it back and they'll deliver it to the person you want to send it to during classes and i'm in the student council so I helped out with that (and that's enough background because thinking about it too much makes me sort of sad).

So while I was delivering roses I looked at the cards (perks of being in the student council yo) and one of them had "I want to play with your stockings" on it. Like, literally, in English.
Who the fuck would write that on a Valentine card

[Facekillz058]

So on Valentine's day you can buy a little card at my school write something on it and a name and then give it back and they'll deliver it to the person you want to send it to during classes and i'm in the student council so I helped out with that (and that's enough background because thinking about it too much makes me sort of sad).

So while I was delivering roses I looked at the cards (perks of being in the student council yo) and one of them had "I want to play with your stockings" on it. Like, literally, in English.
Who the fuck would write that on a Valentine card

*Raises hand*

[LordSlowpoke]

miaaaauw you're in student council

were you press ganged into it or was that a choice of yours?

tell me about its mysterious shenanigans and planifications

[miauw62]

1. Get to sit inside on Monday noons instead of having to stand outside in the cold
2. Get to miss classes sometimes
3. All of my friends (3 in total ;_;) are in it
4. There's only 4 other people besides me and my friends

[XXSockXX]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

As soon as I have a time machine, that is a way it could go. 

Hey, hands off my turf.

If this works out it will never have been your turf in the first place.

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

Google Searching for Time Pope was highly disappointing.

That's because I was not being done yet. I mean I will not have been...am was not yet. Man, this time travel shit has me confused already.

3. All of my friends (3 in total ;_;) are in it
4. There's only 4 other people besides me and my friends

You know what that means? You're 1 vote away from constitutional takeover, then you can declare yourself School Council President for Life.

[miauw62]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

Google Searching for Time Pope was highly disappointing.

That's because I was not being done yet. I mean I will not have been...am was not yet. Man, this time travel shit has me confused already.

"The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations."

3. All of my friends (3 in total ;_;) are in it
4. There's only 4 other people besides me and my friends

You know what that means? You're 1 vote away from constitutional takeover, then you can declare yourself School Council President for Life.

Genius.

[XXSockXX]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

Google Searching for Time Pope was highly disappointing.

That's because I was not being done yet. I mean I will not have been...am was not yet. Man, this time travel shit has me confused already.

"The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations."

Thanks. This will have been very helpful.

[Eotyrannus]

* Descan cries.

Are they manly tears?

GAH WHY DO I WANT TO SIG THIS SO HARD

[Dutchling]

* Descan cries.

Are they manly tears?

GAH WHY DO I WANT TO SIG THIS SO HARD

inb4signaturepurists

[Urist Imiknorris]

If God wanted us to have long signatures, He'd have given us more than six lines.

[Sirus]

So. Guess the name of the town I'm in. I'm sure some folks will get a laugh out of it.

*****Name Below*****
Hooker
*****Name Above*****

I'm completely serious. I would have gone somewhere else but I'm just short of the required driving time to reach the next stop.

[SealyStar]

Is it one of these?

[Sirus]

Is it one of these?

Noap. Nor is it any other racist term (pretty sure it isn't racist, anyway).