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[Steelmagic]

The person beside me asked what a giraffe was today in the middle of a test.

You'd think the dumbass would know what the largest creature in the pacific ocean was.

[BlackFlyme]

The person beside me asked what a giraffe was today in the middle of a test.

You'd think the dumbass would know what the largest creature in the pacific ocean was.

I'm fairly certain that I know what a kangaroo is, thank you very much.

[Sirus]

The person beside me asked what a giraffe was today in the middle of a test.

You'd think the dumbass would know what the largest creature in the pacific ocean was.

I'm fairly certain that I know what a kangaroo is, thank you very much.

You mean that thing in your avatar? I always wondered what that was.

[Descan]

* Descan cries.

[Dutchling]

* Descan cries.

Are they manly tears?

[Lightningfalcon]

I was going to post this into the rage thread, but my rage has gone down to intense irritation at anything that exist, so I moved my post to this thread.   I decided that instead of wasting battery time writing this up, I'll put it into a list-
There was a line to get into McDonalds today. 
Firewood prices were NOT some outrageous price.
We're still without power.
I was walking down the driveway and a pine tree fell down in front of me.
I'm still expected to get my online classes finished my tomorrow night, despite most of the state being, you know, without power.
The meat in our freezer is still frozen solid, despite being without power for several days now.
Despite the ice in the freezer still being completely unfrozen, all the ice cream has melted and is quite warm
The popsicles in the freezer have completely melted and is warm.
The donkeys are behaving, and having tried escaping.   Normally we have extreme problems with one of them, who get's out if there is the smallest hole in the fence.   Right now there is, essentially, no fence in a large sections.   

[Fniff]

Does it count as cheating on your wife if you are dating a younger/older version of herself via time travel?

[Furtuka]

Is that younger self in a relationship with your younger self at the time?

[Frumple]

Only if she doesn't know, I think.

[XXSockXX]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

[Kadzar]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

[XXSockXX]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

As soon as I have a time machine, that is a way it could go. 

[BlackFlyme]

And now that high-school kid is bugging me again.

[MaximumZero]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

As soon as I have a time machine, that is a way it could go. 

Hey, hands off my turf.

[GiglameshDespair]

If you tell me how you time travelled in the first place, I'd be willing to absolve you of any moral dilemmas.

Who do you think you are, the Time Pope?

Google Searching for Time Pope was highly disappointing.