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[Furtuka]

According to http://iwl.me/ I write like H. P. Lovecraft.

[Putnam]

According to it I write either like Margaret Atwood, Cory Doctorow, J.R.R. Tolkien, David Foster Wallace or Dan Brown.

[FearfulJesuit]

My blog posts are by H. P. Lovecraft, and my fiction is by Dan Brown. What am I to make of this?

Also,

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My transhumanism posts are Arthur Clarke (truly shocking) and my political posts are H.P. Lovecraft. That is slightly more concerning.

[BlackFlyme]

I put in some journal entries and it said I write like Shakespeare.

Which is odd, because it seems to read more like someone who can't keep their thoughts straight.

[Mech#4]

Someone should put in text that has been modified by that ganster-like translation. That or Swedish Chef.

[Elephant Parade]

Someone should put in text that has been modified by that ganster-like translation. That or Swedish Chef.

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia writes like William Shakespeare.

I don't even.

[Iceblaster]

Posted some of my hobbyist writing...

Spoiler: Contents may contain out of context story and trace amounts of poni. (click to show/hide)

“Why…” I said slowly as I took off my lacerated cloak and crudely used shreds of it to stop the bleeding in both of my legs, the cuts along my torso and wings not mattering right now. “Why did I do that…” I asked myself.

"I didn't mean to kill him..." My breathing rate increased along with a small squeak as the metal ball moved in the wound, the pain firing up again.

As I looked up I saw a figure, however it was one I would rather forget. "You killed him because he was going to kill you. You don't let ponies kill you. You kill them..."

I stayed silent despite all urges to debate meaningless information... All I can truly say is I completed a useless fucking mission and will probably bleed out soon.

"Dying in an alley... The rats feasting on my corpse... Hehe" I said to myself in a vain attempt to get my spirits up.

"Finally speaking are you? I was quite bored of having you not saying anything" it brought a bony finger through my mane. "You've been through a lot. I personally wished you had killed him before running, but as I can see this weapon has done a lot of harm..."

I refused to look it in the eyes, continuing on my previous task of stopping my blood loss, as dying, while preferable with the avalanche of pain I’ve been experienced, I’d rather make it home to my family. “Amug… I’m sorry…” I muttered, finally feeling the sickening wet feeling from my blood leaving. I sighed in relief knowing that for now I’d be alive.

I quickly and crudely tied off the rags that had I had ripped from my cloak into a bandage;I checked my torso’s bandaging as well, finding some of it cut up as well, however it did not look like it could fall off. I slowly and shakily got up, not wanting to be caught -despite knowing anypony looking for me was far enough away to give me a few seconds to rest.

As I limped through the alley, I realised just how much I’d done in such a short time. I just killed a guard… I didn’t mean to, but that did not mean I hadn’t done it. I had taken somepony out of the world… I know I’ve probably helped kill more… hell Private Sergi… he was a direct consequence of helping an innocent request… but this… I’ve directly killed someone…

I heard the sound of metal horseshoes on the ground, meaning that the guards have gotten closer than I thought. I swore under my breath and hesitantly got under an overturned communal trash bin -something that I feel Fruitholds has done right- and hoped I wouldn’t be caught by the guard, because in my state, I was in no condition to even fight.

“Check this alley, yell if you see anything. A drink to whoever catches the bastard”

“Yessir!” Two ponies said simultaneously.

“Then get to it”The guards trotted down the alleyway, as evidenced by their hoof steps getting louder and louder until they were right outside my hiding spot. “Fucking hell’s bells. This place has seen better days.”

“Yeah, think he’ll actually get us that drink?”
“Don’t count on it;Fucking cheapskate”

Do note that this is a bit in the works so... Don't hate

I seem to write like William Gibson... Whoever he is

[Mech#4]

Someone should put in text that has been modified by that ganster-like translation. That or Swedish Chef.

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia writes like William Shakespeare.

I don't even.

Truly they are the unrecognised poets of our age.


Oh, and I seem to write like Arthur Clarke, who does seem to ramble a bit but... well... ::Gestures to above discovery::

[Skyrunner]

Facebook 50 genders?o.o

I never knew they added that v:

[sjm9876]

Apparently I write like Tolkein. Huh.

[Loud Whispers]

Facebook 50 genders?o.o

I never knew they added that v:

Wizard is an acceptable gender.

CHEK UR MUGGLE PRIVILEGE

[LordSlowpoke]

Facebook 50 genders?o.o

I never knew they added that v:

Wizard is an acceptable gender.

CHEK UR MUGGLE PRIVILEGE

well i'll be ei nath'd

* LordSlowpoke signs up

[miauw62]

Facebook 50 genders?o.o

I never knew they added that v:

Wizard is an acceptable gender.

CHEK UR MUGGLE PRIVILEGE

well i'll be ei nath'd

* LordSlowpoke signs up

* miauw62 validkills lordslowpoke

[Graknorke]

http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/gallery/

;_;
I'm going to say NSFW here. Not because it's pornographic or violent or anything, but... just NSFW okay?