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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14837834 times)

Truean

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34470 on: July 03, 2013, 12:12:10 pm »

Defendant: "They can't do that (criminal prosecution) I'm a Canadian Citizen!"

.... ???   :o

Response: "Lived in Canada long?"
Defendant: "Yeah!"
Response: "Which Province?" (A Province is like a State in the US)
Defendant: "All around."
Response: "What's the capital of Canada?
Defendant: "Right on the tip of my tongue, man." (figure of speach: he don't remember)
Response: "Parlez-vous Français?"
Defendant: [silence].
Response: "Make any loonie up there?" (A "loonie" is a canadian dollar)
Defendant: "Huh?"
Response: "'O Canada, our home and native land true patriot love....' That ring any bells?" (Canadian National Anthem)
Defendant: "Huh?"
Response: "Beaver mean anything to ya?"
Defendant: "Why you talkin' bout p***y? Man...."

O yeah... He's as Candian as a loon playin' hockey drinkin' molson politely.  ::)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34471 on: July 03, 2013, 12:13:13 pm »

The thing that sticks out to me is that if they're successful in ousting Morsi they'll probably be doing the same with the next guy once they're not happy with him after roughly a year. And the guy after that. And the guy after that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34472 on: July 03, 2013, 12:18:17 pm »

The King's abdicating.Belgian King, that is.

Do I notice a trend?
Couldn't the goddamn king have chosen a time when there ISN'T a military coup going on?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34473 on: July 03, 2013, 12:20:36 pm »

I thought the Belgian king was called Leopold o.O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34474 on: July 03, 2013, 12:42:03 pm »

That one was forced to resign in 1950something.

Strange times those where. I mean, almost a civil war, and the South almost seceded from the North.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34476 on: July 03, 2013, 01:01:37 pm »

Can't you do both?
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« Reply #34477 on: July 03, 2013, 03:58:31 pm »

Oh boy. My mother is threatening people legally on my behalf without even telling me beforehand. Not that it would have changed anything, but still, I like to know things. :S
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« Reply #34478 on: July 03, 2013, 04:13:37 pm »

While playing Doom 2, a bizarre realization hit me: why are bullets themselves so rarely shown in FPS games? It's like damage simply teleports from your gun to your target's body, no matter how far away they are. If it's the limitations of technology, that's understandable, but I would think in modern games I would at least be able to dodge a bullet, then, from 300 feet away, by moving extremely fast in one direction as it grazes me just to the side. But nope.

It's not like it really affects gameplay much. I just think it's odd.

It's called "hitscan", and is exactly what you describe. In the earliest games it was due to technology limits, and it has been retained in modern games because people are used to it, it's easier to code that way, and it avoids a great deal of complaining that would come from the multiplayer community over "hacks."

Most games avert it for at least a few weapons. Some games, such as the original Red Faction, don't use it at all, although you can only notice this on fairly large maps. A tiny handful actually model the proper ballistic path of the bullet.
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« Reply #34479 on: July 03, 2013, 04:28:16 pm »

Oh boy. My mother is threatening people legally on my behalf without even telling me beforehand. Not that it would have changed anything, but still, I like to know things. :S
So, were you planning on doing so anyway?

Because if not, it CAN affect things.

It would have likely ended that way, though I wasn't planning beforehand, and I don't really have a problem with it other than not knowing that it was happening. I'm legally a dependent minor, as well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34480 on: July 03, 2013, 04:38:37 pm »

When someone mentions a halfling rogue crawling up someone's anus It's safe to assume it's NSFW. Still the warning should be posted.

Kinda late to see this, but whoops. You're right. My bad. I usually just associate anything with 4chan as NSFW anyway, 4chan is a silly place.

the first image isn't that bad though, could be much worse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34481 on: July 03, 2013, 04:43:21 pm »

When someone mentions a halfling rogue crawling up someone's anus It's safe to assume it's NSFW. Still the warning should be posted.

Kinda late to see this, but whoops. You're right. My bad. I usually just associate anything with 4chan as NSFW anyway, 4chan is a silly place.

the first image isn't that bad though, could be much worse.
Indeed it could given the subject material.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34482 on: July 03, 2013, 05:12:47 pm »

When someone mentions a halfling rogue crawling up someone's anus It's safe to assume it's NSFW. Still the warning should be posted.

Kinda late to see this, but whoops. You're right. My bad. I usually just associate anything with 4chan as NSFW anyway, 4chan is a silly place.

the first image isn't that bad though, could be much worse.
Indeed it could given the subject material.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #34483 on: July 03, 2013, 05:26:36 pm »

No we were talking about FATAL though. We're not suicidal, man.
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« Reply #34484 on: July 03, 2013, 05:32:09 pm »

i want to play fatal with fellow bay12ers

so so much
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