Looked back at my first known youtube comment. It was about headcrabs, CERN, crowbars and the end of the world. 26 likes.
Second was a shitpost that got top comment.
10 comments later, most are shitposts or unavailable due to the videos being dead in some form.
Few comments after that, most are shitposts barring for one critique of horror movies in the 80's.
One comment reached the top, regarding the philosophy of the creation of the minecraft world. I was arguing in the creation resulting from some Algorithm, not the imaginary Notch.
More shitposting, with a few unremarkable comments just helping other youtubers out.
Another minecraft related diamond, regarding the nature of colonialism. Are the creepers those who are being exploited? Or is it perhaps the hero, who gives them the knowledge to plant entire forests, craft tools and operate redstone machinery and even teach them how to grow their own food so they no longer have to struggle the one being exploited. As for their strife, the hero is attacked and has their creations destroyed.
More shitposting, more shitposting, one comment calling for war [how did you get there?], one top comment about confusion, top comment about Susan Boyle for the weather channel, top comment headcrabs with steroids, a few angry posts, flame wars, more flame wars, ok I started that one, a few fedora posts, top comment about being an offended piranha [we are a peaceful people], shitposting, shitposting, a month or so of fedora, shitposting, anger against spamming, shaking hands with fedora to theist, the post after that defining the day I took off fedora 'science is for the benefit of mankind, not the disproval of any supernatural causation,' om diggeh, ha ha ha I actually got the comments locked on that one, BALLS OF STEEL, something about watching the fools run from red gay hordes, questioning why giving someone diagnosed with schitzophrenia and dementia a gun in lovecraft was a good idea, liquid nitrogen fixes fevers, ragnarok of clay soldiers, Manfred Von... Dr. Richtofen gave you the apple? I... Actually stopped a flame war there with top comment which is surprising, top comment achieved by appealing to community to stop whoring for likes, saying cheese isn't milk you've left under the couch for 90 millennia, Mr. Anderson, spiky double rainbow of death AMERICA AMERICAAA AMERICAAAAA, MORE CONFUSION, PENUMBRA REBECCA BLACK EDITION, questioning why gore is ok but penis is horror, LOYALISTS ONLY, crowbar vs crowbar, Schrodinger's box, ME EYES THEY BURN, LOVE MUSIC AUTOMATICALLY, BEAUTIFUL SATIRE AND I LIVE FOR SUBTLETY, Bay12 invasion of the Dwarf equation, friendly semantics fixing, Nyan fish, age of, greatorder tier mistake [what is fleshlight?], strange facts about plane crash surviving, bickering with AMERICAAAA FUCK YEAAAH, the day a Grey Knight is chaos is when Emperor is Norris, COMPLEMENTS TO EVERYONE, why isn't Obama ginger, THE FUCK IS CENTRIFUGAL FORCE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS WORKING AAAHHH, AND ALL SHE GOT WAS BRAIN DARMAGHE, Bruno is gay - top comment pls, god the 9gag army is horrific, she's got her pinky up that's class, PRAISE BE TO RAISINS, kebab is donner silly Canadians, deceptive cadence, the fuck? YOU IN SCHOOL NOW, EVERYTHING, Macros be heresy, no to peas, insulting Goku who has no humour, VGHS stop spamming my protomen, I claim this 1st for the swarm, you are quick to insult and slow to think don't forget HAMMER TIME because they were the first weapons invented solely to kill humans, you have a lacking of understanding the people in prison are people, YOU DO NOT KNOW THE STANLEY, Shagga likes axes strategy defeats your honour, massive head trauma means death you fools, the fuck? Arguing with someone saying Catholicism isn't Christianity, X the crime-fighting invisible shotgun wielding ninja, you a grade A bitch, pony, flight of the valkyries, DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
WHEN WE SNEER
WHEN WE PUNCH
WHEN WE SNEER,
The spine's not just a bone, NOT THE HOPS ANYTHING BUT THE HOPS, you done just watched the power of George Michael, this is a speedrun not a playthrough, Drogo's manly glare melted it, you've heard of sarcasm right? Hate over a terrible suggestion - not going to happen, this is DF we're nice, Woah Rep you sound like the Buddha.
"If you are so in-tuned, you should be able to distinguish my thoughts and actions! What do you see?"
Banana
Br8king the minds of the ignorant, you got trolled m8, RUN CHARMANDER It looks like Charmander but due to international copyright laws it isn't STILL WE SHOULD SAVE IT LIKE IT IS CHARMANDER though it isn't, Asura didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world's been turning, democracy is not what you think it means, welcome to the internet, we all live in reality, calm down dude you're being too harsh for an honest mistake to some poor unsuspecting fellow, God-tier top comment about the nature of religion in the book of Eli, 5. Sexy as fuck, WITTY REFERENCES, questionable existence? What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages and raped over 300 wenches I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true, what in Mongolia's name did you just proclaim to me, you inferior cattle I'll have you know I'm the greatest Khan to have ever graced your pitiful excuses for countries, and I've led numerous campaigns on empires, and raped over 5% of all asian women I trained in siege and open warfare and am the deadliest with a horde of angry Mongols than all others in the world You are nothing to me but another example to brutally kill I will wipe out your entire family line like only Timujin can
You look fruitier than any mango I've ever seen.
TOP COMMENT TRANSCEND, You missed the point so hard it broke India, GOT ABSOLUTELY REKT, BOUJMS, welcome to law school top comments and tings, observant Easter egg first, PROSTAGMAAAA
IT IS DONE
ALL THE TOP COMMENTS ARE MINE
THE WICKED SHITPOST IS DEAD
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