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[Korbac]

Red Dwarf is more realistic than Doctor Who...

The new series of Red Dwarf is looking really good! Definitely as good as Seasons 1,2,7, and 8, anyway.

[Vorthon]

I just kinda don't give a shit. And think horrifying thoughts just in case mind-reading turns out to be real (Although I highly doubt it), just so I can freak people out.

huh. I wonder what that guy is thin- OHGODWHYWOULDHEDOTHAT!? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM!? OHGOD THE KITTENS!

Not that bad.

Mostly really creepy stuff involving BDSM.

[Vorthon]

Close, but still a bit off.

[Vorthon]

Nonononono. Maybe. A little. Yes.

I was talking about having the roles reversed in that example. I'd never hurt another sentient except in self-defense. Not even in my imagination.

[Wrex]

You know that one SA emoticon, that is a version of :O but recoiling in fear like a giant centipede just lept out of his fridge?

That explains what I am feeling right now.


Note to self: learn how to post those emoticons on other sites.

[Vorthon]

Sorry. 

[Wrex]

Nah, tis okay. You are you, after all.

It's more the horrific mental imagery you create when you hear some but not quite enough of something to know what it actually is, so your mind leaps to the most horrifiying thing you can imagine.

I also should have added a so you knew I wasn't quite serious.

[misko27]

Today a SpamBot actually responded. Holy shit.

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So, one person new to the fort, 1 spambot, and 1 regular. Come on people!

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Holy shit respondingspam-bot BatMan!

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[Vorthon]

Nah, tis okay. You are you, after all.

It's more the horrific mental imagery you create when you hear some but not quite enough of something to know what it actually is, so your mind leaps to the most horrifiying thing you can imagine.

I also should have added a so you knew I wasn't quite serious.

Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

Poe's law in action? I've never really been too clear on that.

[Graknorke]

(I had to delete the spam bot stuff to clean the thread, but that was pretty funny

edit:  oh, and misko27 -- the spam bot reported you for calling it out, with the text "?")

OK, that spombot is fucking taking the piss. thank god toady was around.

This terrifies me.
I think that they have sentience now guys. What do we do?

[Vorthon]

Magnets?

[Wrex]

How do they work?

[kaijyuu]

Quantum Magic, essentially.

[Vorthon]

How do they work?

Dammit I should have know that would rear its ugly head.

Anywhozits, on the topic of WTF, I found out about Troll Cops today. Not sure whether it's awesome or stupid. Gonna have to read some of it.

[RedWarrior0]

(I had to delete the spam bot stuff to clean the thread, but that was pretty funny

edit:  oh, and misko27 -- the spam bot reported you for calling it out, with the text "?")

OK, that spombot is fucking taking the piss. thank god toady was around.

This terrifies me.
I think that they have sentience now guys. What do we do?

Sentience, but a crude sentience. We exert significant evolutionary pressure upon them until they are smart enough to realize that spambotting is stupid, pointless, and a waste of time, and then proceed to have reasonable conversation.