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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18885 on: October 06, 2012, 09:49:19 pm »

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?
They just all need a visit from that special someone.

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That's...I don't know who that is. Enlighten me?
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Basically, he shouts at the chavvy ones about their inherent problems to make them look bad on television.
We need more people like that in 'Murrica.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18886 on: October 06, 2012, 09:54:03 pm »

If it helps, there was a gay dating site I followed for a while that had pretty much the same thing for plenty of guys.  So... wait that doesn't help.  Actually I think it makes thing worse o_o

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18887 on: October 06, 2012, 09:55:07 pm »

I don't want to do any work, so look at my butt and tell me if you'd pay for it. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18888 on: October 06, 2012, 10:00:56 pm »

Hell, at least if/when I put my profile on a dating site I will be honest enough to say 'Clingy polyglot with six hundred books, mad cooking skillz and a cat seeks girlfriend for dinner, reading, conversation, depressed cuddling.'
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« Reply #18889 on: October 06, 2012, 10:02:35 pm »

Oh, man, if you have a girlfriend, though, why would it be depressed cuddling?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18890 on: October 06, 2012, 10:03:12 pm »

Presumeably because she is equally depressed.
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« Reply #18891 on: October 06, 2012, 10:13:07 pm »

Presumeably because she is equally depressed.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18892 on: October 06, 2012, 10:16:20 pm »

Anyways, I may or may not have a knack for writing erotica. I'm not wholly sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah...I have the same conundrum. >.> It's...not something I like to talk about, because it's kind of weird.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18893 on: October 06, 2012, 10:18:12 pm »

YOu guys could ask people on sites about writing that, I guess? Though that probably doesn't help.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18894 on: October 06, 2012, 10:19:33 pm »

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18895 on: October 06, 2012, 10:20:37 pm »

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"


Don't make me tell you why. You know why. :P
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« Reply #18896 on: October 06, 2012, 10:21:43 pm »

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"


Don't make me tell you why. You know why. :P
Yes, I know why. I just want to know why I was compelled to actually write it out, instead of leaving it in my head.
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« Reply #18897 on: October 06, 2012, 10:26:09 pm »

"My name is MaximumZero, and it's been 37 hours since I've last written erotic fiction. I don't know why I did it. It just happened, in a moment of weakness. I... can't stop. I have a problem."
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« Reply #18898 on: October 06, 2012, 10:26:27 pm »

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"


Don't make me tell you why. You know why. :P
Yes, I know why. I just want to know why I was compelled to actually write it out, instead of leaving it in my head.

Go look at modern art. You'll feel the same way about that, except your writing may actually contain art.
"Listen up, maggots! This is modern art! You will love it like your life depends on it! Unless it becomes mainstream; then, you must hate it! Now stand in the corner and look thoughtful!

Also: It's been...uh...about a year.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18899 on: October 06, 2012, 10:28:42 pm »

Then I wander off to listen to Peter Fox, look at paintings of Nazi Pterodactyl Pilots fighting Communist T-Rex Drivers and nom some pizza.

I don't like looking thoughtful. Makes me look constipated.
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