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[Darvi]

Meh, you're not the only one. Or at least I'm not the only one who didn't get orz at first.

[Shakerag]

Query:

orz

?

[Akura]

Why did I click on that Cracked link a few pages ago? I want that half hour of my life back.

[ToonyMan]

I'm a bad person.

THIS SOUNDS GREAT BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO GAMBLE YOUR LIFE ON THIS?

> From:Mrs.sarah devraj.
> Greetings to you and sorry if this message came to you as a surprise. My
> name is Mrs.sarah devraj a widow, I found your email address through my
> husband internet dater late Dr.Brown David devraj.
> I am presently admitted at the hospital suffering from a blood cancer, a
> Brain Tumor. I have some funds at bank inherited from my late husband the
> amount of $3,500.000.I wish to know if I can trust you to use the funds
> for charity and %10 will go to you as compensation. Kindle get back to me
> so that I will give you more details.
> Yours in Christ,
> Mrs.sarah devraj

I thank you for your mail message to me.if it is will of God for me to sacrifice my life in this let it be done.
But i want to ask you a question,are you willing to work for God?

Your's in christ
Mrs.Sarah Devraj

[Truean]

The client fastened the papers together with a rivet.... No joke. A staple would've done the job, but whatever's handy.... It actually looks kind of neat, but I don't know how that's going through the copy machine....

[MaximumZero]

I'm a bad person.
-snip-

Tell them that you already work for Armok! Blood for the Blood God!

[GlyphGryph]

Query:

orz

?

That is *funny*. You think you *see* Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*.
Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke.
Orz are not *many bubbles* like *campers*. Orz are just Orz.

[Bauglir]

The client fastened the papers together with a rivet.... No joke. A staple would've done the job, but whatever's handy.... It actually looks kind of neat, but I don't know how that's going through the copy machine....

Hm. If you figure out the copy machine bit, see if you can figure out a quick and efficient way of doing it yourself. See how long it takes for it to become official lawyer practice in your area.

[Darvi]

Query:

orz

?

The fact that you don't see a person bowing down in shame only serves to prove my point.

[GlyphGryph]

I know that one, but I think its much funnier to think of it as an actual reference to Orz whenever I see it

[Truean]

The client fastened the papers together with a rivet.... No joke. A staple would've done the job, but whatever's handy.... It actually looks kind of neat, but I don't know how that's going through the copy machine....

Hm. If you figure out the copy machine bit, see if you can figure out a quick and efficient way of doing it yourself. See how long it takes for it to become official lawyer practice in your area.

In a sense it'd be sorta genius as an anti tampering device. It would be physically impossible to slip in another page, which while good for anti fraud purposes, it would be impossible to slip in legitimate pages, such as a signature page or an amendment.

The rivet is literally a solid piece of metal that is bent to hold the pieces together. Short of grinding off the damn thing, I'm not sure how it could actually be separated. Currently I use watermarks and side signatures along with other things to prevent fraud, but I never considered a rivet.

[Bauglir]

Yeah, I never thought of doing them with paper. You'd pretty much have to tear the whole chunk off if you wanted to do something like copy it, I suppose, and insertions are impossible without some sort of overcomplicated system to slip the rivet into a pre-punched hole and then reattach the flaps of paper you had to separate (if that mental image makes any sense). So I guess only for final drafts, which I suspect in a legal field are the fevered dream of a madman.

[Truean]

Yeah, I never thought of doing them with paper. You'd pretty much have to tear the whole chunk off if you wanted to do something like copy it, I suppose, and insertions are impossible without some sort of overcomplicated system to slip the rivet into a pre-punched hole and then reattach the flaps of paper you had to separate (if that mental image makes any sense). So I guess only for final drafts, which I suspect in a legal field are the fevered dream of a madman.

lol yup. Just like having health insurance is. Whole profession is nuts. [rant] people complain about fees, but just office rent and dare I say paying a secretary is expensive as hell [/rant].

[Bauglir]

I would bet cash you pay more for printer paper each month than I make in a day. And don't get you started on the toner!

[Truean]

I would bet cash you pay more for printer paper each month than I make in a day. And don't get you started on the toner!

Probably. Don't even consider multiple phone lines or a dedicated fax line (which I'm discontinuing in favor of scanned email images). Shit is $300/month for the whole office phone system. So when people complain about how it's, "So expensive" I just sorta have to tune out a little bit. God knows I've tried to keep costs down but the secretary has this addiction to food.... So do I. That doesn't even touch my student loans either.... I pay more for those than many people make in a year.