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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1320 on: October 20, 2010, 09:52:49 am »

<3 Tardigrades.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1321 on: October 20, 2010, 09:53:55 am »

<3 Tardigrades.

You and everyone else, buddy. You and everyone else.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1322 on: October 20, 2010, 11:21:05 am »

Stop that forest fire!
Then regrow the forest that's been burned and rebuild the spynetwork in the disaster area.
Also, a new spawning pool!
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1323 on: October 20, 2010, 11:38:18 am »

Try to build a flame retardant spawning pool, or an underground Zerg like one.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1324 on: October 20, 2010, 02:43:40 pm »

Use a dozen or so Diggers to widen the tunnels so that multiple Schoolbuses can pass through as once.
Modify the Lightbulbs to explode into infectious spores when killed.
Regrow the spawning pool, but give it a thick, fire-resistant armor shell.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1325 on: October 20, 2010, 03:31:44 pm »

Stop that forest fire!
Then regrow the forest that's been burned and rebuild the spynetwork in the disaster area.
Also, a new spawning pool!

I am completely for this idea.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1326 on: October 20, 2010, 04:47:50 pm »

Ready a battery of seed-pod launchers to bombard any surface advancement from the Primsks.

Create specialised Pod-launchers for surface bombardment of underground targets, make them larger, more armoured, faster-falling, that sort of thing.

Modify seed pods to grow into spawning trees. They may not grow quickly, but it will be great for staking a claim on old battle-fields.

Attempt to create a modified Schoolbus that can ferry Scuttlers via bombardment and release some living Scuttlers at the other end. This will probably require a modified scuttler that is highly resistant to acceleration... Schoolbus survival is accepted as an impractical objective. We could work on placing the vitals in a shock absorbing liquid or something, but just focus on having some Scuttlers survive for now...

Create a new strain of tanks with a pair of flame-spitting glands in their torsos. Have the outlets slanted with a guard above it to make direct attacks on the gland difficult. Name them Flame Tank(s).

Create a strain of fire-spitters that is all fire and no spit, it just builds up a huge supply of flammables... Name them Joy(s).

Create a Burning Scoolbus, loaded with Flame Tanks and able to spit Joy.

Modify the trees around the fire so that they can walk away from it. Then have them walk back again and start spawning.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1327 on: October 20, 2010, 05:00:21 pm »

Modify the trees around the fire so that they can walk away from it. Then have them walk back again and start spawning.

Putting the fire out would be faster.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1328 on: October 20, 2010, 07:01:04 pm »

Create a massive organic pump organ that stretches from the ocean to the hole and drown the little buggers out. Even if they hide behind doors, they should still starve soon enough. It should also be good for dousing current and future forest fires.

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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1329 on: October 20, 2010, 07:03:31 pm »

Create a massive organic pump organ that stretches from the ocean to the hole and drown the little buggers out. Even if they hide behind doors, they should still starve soon enough. It should also be good for dousing current and future forest fires.

You know that you haven't seen any above-ground farms yet, right?
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1330 on: October 20, 2010, 07:35:47 pm »

Most above and below-ground plants don't do too well when salt is added to their water, and the Primpsks can't make the entire place completely water-tight, so it really is just a matter of time.

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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1331 on: October 20, 2010, 07:39:54 pm »

Dorfs can.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1332 on: October 20, 2010, 07:50:18 pm »

Dorfs can.
Out of context, dwarves can do anything. Except excrete and a few other quirks.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1333 on: October 20, 2010, 07:52:26 pm »

Most above and below-ground plants don't do too well when salt is added to their water, and the Primpsks can't make the entire place completely water-tight, so it really is just a matter of time.

He he he.
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Re: Evolution: I want to be the Tardigrade [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1334 on: October 21, 2010, 12:21:22 pm »

And anyway, do we care if they die or not? As long as they cannot attack us.
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