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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764162 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13890 on: August 24, 2017, 10:30:29 pm »

Quote from: bfel on steam
bfel001: the Aztecs stole Jesus' foreskin
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13891 on: August 25, 2017, 12:49:48 am »

Quote from: bfel on steam
bfel001: the Aztecs stole Jesus' foreskin
CK2, obviously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13892 on: August 25, 2017, 01:56:57 am »

Jesus' foreskin is a real thing, I swear. Google "Holy Prepuce".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13893 on: August 25, 2017, 04:03:07 am »

Considering the fact Jesus was a jewish boy, he probably had none.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13894 on: August 25, 2017, 04:07:12 am »

Considering the fact Jesus was a jewish boy, he probably had none.

He wasn't born without one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13895 on: August 25, 2017, 06:55:58 am »

Exactly. Jesus' foreskin is the one he had circumcised when he was a baby.

Because religion is weird.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13896 on: August 25, 2017, 08:01:10 am »

Old used bath water at a roman communal bath after it was sacked by horny barbarians and used for an orgy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13897 on: August 25, 2017, 12:43:14 pm »


How would pie-affinity equate to cake-rape? If anything, it makes you a cake-bigot.
Not that is really matters, as everyone knows that cookies are the only superior pastry.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13898 on: August 25, 2017, 01:38:25 pm »

Quote from: dude from GearUp
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13899 on: August 26, 2017, 04:24:02 pm »

It's when he suddenly stops yodeling to make chicken noises that really weirds me out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13900 on: August 27, 2017, 01:53:41 am »

Quote from: Gearup chat, again
star Wars woud probly beat evanglion in a fistfight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13901 on: August 29, 2017, 01:43:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13902 on: August 30, 2017, 09:55:54 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13903 on: August 30, 2017, 03:41:24 pm »

Khorne does not cry. He only SHEDS MANLY SKULLS

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« Reply #13904 on: August 30, 2017, 06:14:21 pm »

I could put a nuclear launch platform in my backyard.
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